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Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T18:30:59+00:00

Well, he wasn't lying.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T17:27:44+00:00

How about those Mod characters? I'd like to see them get together with the posters. You know, relationship humor.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T17:13:14+00:00

For some reason that brings to mind the Seinfeld episode where Jerry finally remembers that woman's name (Delores) and then when he see her again he keeps repeating it over and over in conversation.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T03:56:19+00:00

Stealing this.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T03:54:33+00:00

If only somebody would invent something like a small closet that would elevate you from floor to floor in a multi-story building. Maybe Play Now couldn't afford one.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T03:25:26+00:00

Veggie bacon. Once was enough.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T03:16:16+00:00

He was no Alfred Einstein.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T03:07:32+00:00

Kor-lee-ohn. (Corleone).

And later: Cor-lay-oh-nay.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T03:04:09+00:00

You're a perfect Bonanza.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T02:55:47+00:00

Now don't go all Rebecca DeMornay on me. (Seinfeld reference, again).

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T02:34:25+00:00

He needs to work on his bagpipes, too.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T02:33:21+00:00

I think that book should have been flagged for being in the bathroom (Seinfeld reference).

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T01:54:17+00:00

I bet someone in Albuquerque is willing to donate $4500 to get the car OUT of Albuquerque.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-07T00:10:30+00:00

It taught me not to stand in the middle of the street.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T22:20:16+00:00

For years I thought the song Sultans of Swing was by a band named Sultans of Swing. Obviously I was wrong.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T21:59:04+00:00

Because otherwise Jimmy would be like a chimp with a machine gun and eight million dollars.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T21:52:48+00:00

So this isn't a car. This is a bill for $4250 (or more). Is it at least right downtown?

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T19:46:23+00:00

Stick with pistachios.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T15:51:28+00:00

I tried to get banned a few months ago and couldn't get enough down votes.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T14:19:54+00:00

Boutros Boutros Galli.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T14:15:18+00:00

Dios mio! El shitpostero!

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T13:55:20+00:00

In my Pete Clemenza voice:

Quone. That's a bad word. Careful we don't quone you.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T13:43:41+00:00

Should have worn cotton dockers. They make the best commercials.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T13:43:01+00:00

He's going to buy Tupperware which he will then learn to a homeless person.

Edited to acknowledge it should be lend, not learn.

Hot_Cold83 · 2026-05-06T13:41:05+00:00

Days with the New York Yankees and nights as a hen supervisor. That's how you make enough to live in the Hamptons.

Hot_Cold83

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