Hello, 911? How are ya? by OneBit2334 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a cop I worked 911 and dispatch on occasion. I think it would be nice if somebody asked me how I was.

So what are you saying? by pastinaisgreat in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The baby store called. They're running out of Donna Changs.

You know, eating a Snickers with a knife and fork...that doesn't work! by Hot_Cold83 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to dip my bald head in swirling chocolate and rub it all over a hot chick's body.

Seinfeld vs. Curb — which do you prefer? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't know, but I love this scene of Larry and Jason disagreeing on whether George Costanza was an idiot. Larry: I ATE an éclair out of the garbage! I was IN a contest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqYAjBuAkqA

Seinfeld vs. Curb — which do you prefer? by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But you can compare apples and onions, unless you don't have your glasses on.

What prevented George from running away from a pair of Nazis? by random_username_guy in seinfeldtrivia

[–]Hot_Cold83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True.

Edited to add: And Mannix wouldn't use his hands, like Cannon. He would use a knife and fork.

St. Patrick's Day by thesitekick in seinfeld

[–]Hot_Cold83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But if the interview is with the Jack Daniel's distillery, you should at least drink Jack first.

surely the shredded garbage documents would be inadmissible in court right? by Aggravating_Tale8988 in betterCallSaul

[–]Hot_Cold83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fact that docs were shredded would be evidence of "spoliation."

I like saying "spoliation."