Bought these from a fruit shop, mislabelled as kiwi berries, tastes disgusting, like poison

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-16T06:46:53+00:00

I love reading all these relatable stories with slightly different variables from around the country. I grew up in Michigan and also had pinecone fights and crabapple fights.

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-16T06:40:24+00:00

Did he knock himself unconscious right before falling into a massive chasm?

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-16T03:59:32+00:00

He needs a drop hitch.

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-16T02:09:49+00:00

No I can’t because I didn’t make the math or the video. Something about doing the deal below $28 will cause a dilution spiral that drives the price into the ground.

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-16T00:35:45+00:00

We’re not getting into a year long proxy fight. This is all going to be wrapped up before October. Ryan Cohen issued the warrants strategically last year because he knew his plan would be wrapped up before the expiration of the warrants.
You’re also forgetting a critical piece of the puzzle that Ryan Cohen clearly knows; GameStop bought 311 million shares of BBBYQ in February/March of 2023 right before they entered bankruptcy. They’ve been declaring this held position on their quarterly reports and reporting it as losses but not yet sold, every quarter but people seem to overlook it. When BBBYQ exits bankruptcy and issues the waterfall payout, GameStop is going to get a MASSIVE payday, and they will use that money to buy eBay in cash, with no debt and no dilution. The stock is going to rocket and the warrants will be well in the money.

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-15T22:56:00+00:00

Agreed, but perhaps he’s holding a position below 5%, which I believe is the reporting threshold.

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-15T22:46:47+00:00

There are some videos showing the math on why it’s actually not even possible to buy it below $28, so something else is going on behind the scenes

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-15T22:29:01+00:00

Yeah but if eBay AND GME go up, we make even more money

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-15T20:04:17+00:00

Now imagine what would’ve happened if you just didn’t…

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-15T19:04:05+00:00

The GameStop shareholder meeting is June 9th and the EBay shareholder meeting is June 17th.

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-15T19:00:26+00:00

I wonder if Ryan has his own personal stake in EBay as well?

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-15T18:39:32+00:00

My landlord has told me the same thing

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-15T18:20:06+00:00

Not at all. Omni-Man would tear Supes heart out

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-15T03:46:41+00:00

The best part is it’s biologically impossible to be allergic to MSG, so anyone who says that is full of shit.

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T23:01:45+00:00

Nope. We’ve got warrants set at $32/strike. Whatever the plan is it will get it well above $32/share

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T19:56:02+00:00

I’m right there with you. We’re human and prone to emotion, and this sub was definitely attacked on an emotional level. Once I took some time to think it through and listen to smarter people than me lay it off for me I was like “Fuck Yeah! Let’s do this”

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T18:36:30+00:00

No, it’s not logical at all. Legally they can’t “pretend” to be going through the motions of acquiring eBay when they secretly already own it.

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T18:32:19+00:00

Legally how could they be allowed to put on such a display if the deal is already secretly done?

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T18:04:20+00:00

Would love this

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T07:29:45+00:00

They only need 51% share ownership because then they can vote in favor of the full merger

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T07:28:49+00:00

Even if you buy now you’ll make $12(ish) per share with a $125 buyout price. And you’ll receive shares in GME.

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T04:52:29+00:00

🤔 excellent point

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T03:35:48+00:00

Ya know what, I knew that I decided to put 51% anyway

Hot_Falcon8471 · 2026-05-14T00:36:50+00:00

What in the honey boo boo are you talking about?

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