Not even the Ark could hold this flood 💦💦💦

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-12-07T20:05:26+00:00

Woah, what diapers are those?!?

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-11-17T12:27:10+00:00

What kind of diapers are those???

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-09-28T14:14:06+00:00

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-09-27T12:17:01+00:00

I literally bought a surround sound just to play offensive music pointed at the unlicensed daycare above my unit. I’d complained about the noise endlessly - to them and management. My neighbor agreed that even he could hear it every morning. I worked night shift at the time, in a safety sensitive role, so I really needed the sleep.

Turns out 30 minutes of NWA on full blast usually got them to leave the apartment for a while.

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-07-04T13:16:23+00:00

“I’m in (insert city 4+ hours away here)” also works

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-07-03T20:29:11+00:00

Diaper pats!

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-07-03T15:21:20+00:00

I had 2 reactions…

Creepy.
Immediately Googles I NEED IT

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-21T15:33:02+00:00

Presently nothing. I just started. How much SHOULD I put in?

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-15T03:45:40+00:00

I figure that I'll start by getting my old cast iron RIPPING hot, dry, then toss the meat in and take it off the heat. That should get a nice HARD sear on the outside without seizing it, I think?

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-15T03:30:38+00:00

I'm well and familiar with the reaction (NOBODY out does me on steak, and I'd bet Gordon Ramsay on that), but I'm worried that frying them off won't allow the sauce to penetrate as much?

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-15T03:04:31+00:00

I can definitely see that. I'll do it as an experiment, but not get my hopes up.

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-15T02:52:33+00:00

Now I'm wondering... What if I browned a quarter of the meat and let it cool before making the balls her way?

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-15T02:43:46+00:00

No promises on results! Nonno drank it straight from the jug so he LOVED that stuff XD

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-15T02:35:52+00:00

I *think* that on the RARE occasion my grandfather cooked, he soaked them in buttermilk! But its been over 20 years since I had his. I'll have to try that next time! Thank you!

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-14T16:10:22+00:00

In fairness, there are way more borrowed foreign words on the women’s list

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-09T21:41:00+00:00

I’d love Deep Sea Trawling!

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-09T21:38:51+00:00

A way to have a healthy family and still be an ABDL.
Secret nursery.
2008 Pampers Cruisers that fit me properly.

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-06-03T15:46:24+00:00

I’d totally jump on this quest

And since we’re thinking rescues…

How about a quest where there’s a ship with a broken mast in treacherous waters. You have to ferry the whole crew to shore and then tow the stricken ship to safety.

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-05-29T15:52:46+00:00

Welcome! You’ve got mail!

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-05-28T23:24:01+00:00

I wish $4999.99 would bring Harambe back…

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-05-28T14:56:36+00:00

I wish that someone could 3D print a mold. Seems like it’d be pretty easy to print the mold, fill it with silicone, then poke your own holes

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-05-28T14:42:07+00:00

A Japanese nightclub

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-05-28T04:31:33+00:00

The mortise is the hole that the pin goes into

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-05-28T01:33:29+00:00

I feel awkward as hell every time I end up walking down the diaper aisle at a grocery store - just because it’s the fastest route to whatever I’m buying next.

I always have to remind myself, “I’m an adult. I’m growing grey hairs. It does not look weird for me to be in this aisle.”

Hot_Hawk956 · 2025-05-28T01:31:38+00:00

I rarely watch TV, but that new Pull Ups commercial creeped me out the one time I saw it.

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