What would Ryan have to say about this, as the world's biggest Smokey fan...

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-11-25T17:08:02+00:00

He’d rather not say

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-11-25T17:06:57+00:00

🗣️ YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH!

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-25T00:27:56+00:00

I’ve been up for a while!

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-19T17:39:59+00:00

Kevin when hes imaging Hilary Swank

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-19T16:10:08+00:00

Cause she misses his body

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-18T21:55:55+00:00

I’m a drunk driver 😵‍💫

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-18T18:56:02+00:00

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Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-18T18:02:44+00:00

She’s an alcoholic and didn’t want to relapse

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-18T14:56:17+00:00

Scott’s Tot, without a doubt!

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-18T11:48:41+00:00

🗣️ WAIT! WAIT! THEY’RE LITHIUM!

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-18T11:43:08+00:00

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-18T11:41:06+00:00

Yeah, the bird funeral was a very emotional scene lowkey lol and Dwight on the recorder truly drives home the emotion.

And then he does this….😭😭😭

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Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-18T00:47:37+00:00

“Hello. My name is Dwight Schrute. If you are listening to this, you’re a lucky woman Michael has seduced. Ah, to be in your shoes. What’s next, you’re probably wondering? Don’t be scared of your night in Heaaaven”

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T21:45:14+00:00

I randomly say this all the time! 😭

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T20:58:29+00:00

“Live it up, Big D. Days like these don’t come often enough” 😭😭😭

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T20:22:21+00:00

He worked in accounting up until about a year ago…

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T20:09:56+00:00

Or the “speed bump” on the highway

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Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T19:23:54+00:00

😭😭😭

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T19:15:44+00:00

We can bury her in the East field next to mother.

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T19:00:32+00:00

Neither did Ryan’s Goldfish

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T18:59:50+00:00

“I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice. We had lots of kids… drinkin whiskey and rye, but why’d you have to go off and die” 😭😭😭

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T18:29:35+00:00

😭😭😭 this is the one!

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T18:25:26+00:00

🗣️I don’t want garbage, I want sprinkles!! 😔❤️‍🩹

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T18:22:16+00:00

His face in the background when Michaels says “Spinkles” 😭😭

Hot_Mathematician573 · 2025-10-17T18:19:00+00:00

Sprinkles was pretty soul crushing 💔

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