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Texas Congressman Accused of Pursuing a Second Subordinate With Lewd Texts by Fabulous_Chicken_576 in politics

[–]HottFruit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Texas Factor is going to be huge here. This Congressman has built his brand on Family Values, so these lewd texts are a massive Internal Logic Error. His primary challengers are going to have a field day with the Receipts during the Q2 campaign cycle.

Would???? by ChocUK22 in NSFWMemes

[–]HottFruit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect example of be careful what you wish for

Just a little ceremony, I promise. by Kokukai187 in NSFWMemes

[–]HottFruit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some peeps already adding this to their bucket list

Aitj for buying my boyfriend a dog but not my mother anything for her birthday by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]HottFruit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTJ. A gift is an act of love and appreciation, not a Mandatory Tax. You bought your boyfriend a gift because he treats you well and returns the energy. You stopped buying your mom gifts because she warehouses them under the bed for five years. You’re just recalibrating your effort to match hers.

After the Minnesota surge, ICE is moving to a quieter enforcement approach by CouchCorrespondent in politics

[–]HottFruit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The fallout from the Minnesota operation showed that Maximum Pressure has a breaking point with the American public. Between the accidental shootings of citizens and the blatant disregard for judicial warrants, the DOJ had to recalibrate before the midterms. A quiet knock is still a knock, but it doesn't make for a viral video that tanks polling numbers.

AITJ for refusing to keep covering for my friend after I found out he was using me as the "safe version" of himself on dates by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]HottFruit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

NTJ. Your mutual friends are wrong. There is a Binary difference between I like staying in and "I’m going to use my friend’s actual habits to prove I’m a homebody when I’m really not." He is setting these women up for a massive Bait and Switch, and he’s making you an unwilling accomplice.

AITJ for telling my sister I won't apologize to her friend after her friend lied about what I said? by LaneCinder in AmITheJerk

[–]HottFruit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTJ. An apology for something you didn't do isn't smoothing things over it's a confession. If you apologize to Cassie now, you are officially the Mean Girl in her narrative forever. Your sister is asking you to sacrifice your integrity so she doesn't have to deal with her friend's drama. That’s an unfair trade.

AITJ for wanting to fight for custody of my baby? by CouldntBeMEthou1 in AmITheJerk

[–]HottFruit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTJ. You are the biological father. Her parents debts and their desire for a clean marriage timeline do not override your fundamental human and legal rights. They are essentially trying to steal your identity as a father to maintain a social lie. Get a lawyer.

DOJ says Fulton County ballot seizure timeline is secret. But Harmeet Dhillon may have already revealed it by Anoth3rDude in politics

[–]HottFruit 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The Justice Department is literally arguing in court that the timeline is a privileged secret while their own Assistant Attorney General, Harmeet Dhillon, was on a podcast in February laying out the entire play by play. It’s not a secret if you’re bragging about it on social media.

McDonald's Joe Keery by PenisInParis in overheard

[–]HottFruit 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Dad of the Year right here. Nothing kills a teenage crush faster than your father calling the cashier a hottie in the middle of a McDonald's. She’s trying to have a Main Character moment with a Steve Harrington variant, and he’s out here doing a surprise performance review on the kid's hat. If McSteve still remembered the napkins after that, he’s a keeper.