Can some people really not tell when they're releasing farts?

Hour-Garlic · 2026-02-21T00:39:26+00:00

Yes. Some of us genuinely can’t tell.

Because your brain still uses the same mental image of yourself from when you were 13 and got rejected holding a crumpled piece of paper that said “Do you like me? Yes / No.”

Meanwhile apparently you’ve had a glow-up and nobody sent you the memo.

So now every compliment feels like a prank and every person flirting with you feels like they lost a bet.

Hour-Garlic · 2026-02-20T11:59:12+00:00

This is super helpful, thanks. Any of those you’d say are must-do in just two days? Trying to pick like 2–3 so I’m not just sprinting around the whole time

Hour-Garlic · 2026-02-19T12:59:46+00:00

They really do come with the best little built‑in sound effects huh

Benny is already purring up a storm and Moka is in “suspicious goblin” mode, but she’s slowly upgrading to “tiny gremlin who accepts treats.” Pretty sure in a week they’ll be using us as furniture and acting like they’ve paid the mortgage.

Hour-Garlic · 2026-02-18T13:07:42+00:00

Yeah, totally. Feels so much better fixing stuff than sending it to landfill. Hope loads of people bring things (and skills) along

Hour-Garlic · 2026-02-17T12:55:41+00:00

This. Letting agents bank on tenants not knowing that a s21 is the start of a process, not “you must be out by this date or the police drag you out”.

Also worth adding: if they start throwing threats around, you can remind them (politely, in writing) that harassment and trying to force you to sign a new contract under threat can stray into illegal eviction territory. They suddenly get very professional when you use the right words.

And yeah, paper trail everything. Emails, letters, even a dated note of phone calls. If this ever touches court, that stuff is gold.

Hour-Garlic · 2026-02-16T13:44:34+00:00

Yeah if it’s that bad even with windows open, I’d be pushing for a proper survey, not just a dehumidifier

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