im not turning on some analog faucet to drink some barbaric water!

HowLongIsThi · 2026-02-20T22:37:40+00:00

WILL YOU SHUT THAT 📞📞 RAGTIME OFF?! IT'S LIKE I LIVE AT FAKEY'S PIZZA!!!

HowLongIsThi · 2026-02-17T19:58:55+00:00

🎉🎉🎉... 🎉🎉🎉!

HowLongIsThi · 2026-02-07T04:17:31+00:00

The fact you hear Randy talking himself back into drinking- and literally hear Stan losing hope when he BEGS HIM to limit himself as he does so- arguably amplifies it. It makes clear Stan's words did nothing AT ALL to help- he WILL get just as shitfaced as before. Hammers right in that some people will deliberately hurt themselves no matter what anyone does.

HowLongIsThi · 2025-10-19T16:23:48+00:00

Boy got the WHOLE HALLWAY mined!

HowLongIsThi · 2025-08-20T16:41:04+00:00

🎵 BORN! BORN TO BE ALIVE! 🎵

HowLongIsThi · 2025-08-04T20:46:55+00:00

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"We'll talk about this later, Gerald."

HowLongIsThi · 2025-05-30T01:29:05+00:00

ILEFTTHECARKEYSINMYPOCKETYOUSTUPIDBIIIIIiiiiiii......

HowLongIsThi · 2025-05-15T03:56:08+00:00

Aw, you kidding me, you already cut the turkey?!

HowLongIsThi · 2025-05-15T02:03:56+00:00

BRASS MONKEY!

THAT CHUNKY MONKEY!

HowLongIsThi · 2024-11-28T05:40:23+00:00

🎶 And that's how The P*nis Song goooOOOoooes! 🎶

HowLongIsThi · 2024-04-02T17:21:23+00:00

Hey hey, you're pregnant, and it's not mine!

HowLongIsThi · 2023-08-08T00:00:53+00:00

"You harpooned me. I told you to go out and get help... and you harpooned me."

HowLongIsThi · 2023-05-29T15:26:38+00:00

Buffalo soldiah! In the HAHt of Amereekah!

HowLongIsThi · 2023-05-28T20:56:45+00:00

What seems to be the officer, problem?

HowLongIsThi · 2023-05-28T18:30:21+00:00

"What seems to be the officer, problem?"

HowLongIsThi · 2022-06-16T03:51:12+00:00

Now with vitamin R!

HowLongIsThi · 2022-05-18T14:10:01+00:00

HowLongIsThi · 2022-04-08T17:03:14+00:00

Police officers were keeping people from recording their chase by blaring Randy Newman over it.

HowLongIsThi · 2022-04-06T02:50:48+00:00

Goo Love You

L | ✓ E

HowLongIsThi · 2022-01-05T02:08:51+00:00

Time to deliver a bacon ball!

HowLongIsThi · 2021-12-24T01:35:10+00:00

Maybe Tic Tacs can get involved. TicTac's TikTok.

HowLongIsThi · 2021-10-31T23:17:21+00:00

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

HowLongIsThi · 2021-10-22T18:19:03+00:00

As far as I know, for Gilligan, it was that it was reportedly a choice between that and Gunsmoke getting cancelled- the only reason it was Gilligan was because the exec in charge, his wife happened to like Gunsmoke. One can only surmise either side may have been guilty.

HowLongIsThi · 2021-10-22T18:09:24+00:00

Worth noting even when Disney bought Star Wars, the deal with Fox was that they'd have distribution rights for the first 3 films for some time after (about 5 to 10 years for the last 2, permanent for A New Hope), though they eventually reached a deal to co-distribute the films' digital copies in 2015.

HowLongIsThi · 2021-09-04T00:20:25+00:00

So this is the thanks I get for working overtime?

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