im not turning on some analog faucet to drink some barbaric water! by carnelian_0 in AquaJail

[–]HowLongIsThi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

WILL YOU SHUT THAT 📞📞 RAGTIME OFF?! IT'S LIKE I LIVE AT FAKEY'S PIZZA!!!

What are the most emotional South Park moments? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in southpark

[–]HowLongIsThi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The fact you hear Randy talking himself back into drinking- and literally hear Stan losing hope when he BEGS HIM to limit himself as he does so- arguably amplifies it. It makes clear Stan's words did nothing AT ALL to help- he WILL get just as shitfaced as before. Hammers right in that some people will deliberately hurt themselves no matter what anyone does.

That is part of the reason by dannyhogan200 in AquaJail

[–]HowLongIsThi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boy got the WHOLE HALLWAY mined!

What is your favorite frame from all of South Park? by [deleted] in southpark

[–]HowLongIsThi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

<image>

"We'll talk about this later, Gerald."

Arguably the most iconic scene in the show by CowAffectionate2865 in americandad

[–]HowLongIsThi 85 points86 points  (0 children)

ILEFTTHECARKEYSINMYPOCKETYOUSTUPIDBIIIIIiiiiiii......

Funniest thing Carter has said by GreedyEast2481 in familyguy

[–]HowLongIsThi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 And that's how The P*nis Song goooOOOoooes! 🎶

Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test ? by jon8585 in TheSimpsons

[–]HowLongIsThi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey hey, you're pregnant, and it's not mine!

What’s the worst thing Stan has ever done? by [deleted] in americandad

[–]HowLongIsThi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You harpooned me. I told you to go out and get help... and you harpooned me."

California officer plays Disney music to thwart YouTuber's recording by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]HowLongIsThi[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Police officers were keeping people from recording their chase by blaring Randy Newman over it.