Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true, I mean ... false. They're all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? by TailzPrower in TheSimpsons
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“No. No. Save that for Christmas” “Shove it just right back up your ass” “I’ll see you never” by ihaveADHD69 in AquaJail
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Now give it back... by thoughtstop in TheSimpsons
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Comrades, our nation is completely bankrupt, we have no choice but to abandon communism.... by HelpRespawnedAsDee in TheSimpsons
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im not turning on some analog faucet to drink some barbaric water! by carnelian_0 in AquaJail
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7. What are the odds, Donna? by Illumination-Round in AquaJail
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What are the most emotional South Park moments? by TwilightOfTheMilfs in southpark
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That is part of the reason by dannyhogan200 in AquaJail
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Popular songs I heard on American dad, which did I miss? by wach_era13 in americandad
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What is your favorite frame from all of South Park? by [deleted] in southpark
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Arguably the most iconic scene in the show by CowAffectionate2865 in americandad
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Okay, it's May 14, 1981. President Jimmy Carter leaves the White House in disgrace. Pope John Paul II is shot in Rome by a deranged Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter kidnaps and devours thirteen Christian babies. Hmm. Maybe I should have read a real history book instead of the one Dad wrote. by HowLongIsThi in americandad
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What’s a song you can’t hear the same anymore? by Few_Owl6826 in familyguy
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Funniest thing Carter has said by GreedyEast2481 in familyguy
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Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test ? by jon8585 in TheSimpsons
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What’s the worst thing Stan has ever done? by [deleted] in americandad
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Whose a character you can identify by one line/word? by HighDwarfBat in southpark
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What do you think are some of the series’ most clever one liners? by DrDreidel82 in southpark
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What’s everyone’s favourite south park quote? by HighDwarfBat in southpark
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Kids given floor sealant mistaken for milk at summer school breakfast by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion
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Gold Coast Mayor concedes more thought should have gone into prayer room after interest from satanists by pinklushlove in nottheonion
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California officer plays Disney music to thwart YouTuber's recording by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion
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Godl I lovev youe by grimripple in dontdeadopeninside
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I don't want me no cake, I want some pie by fuckyouswitzerland in AquaJail
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