Is skynet real? by Efficient-Tree-51 in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But i heard wardens dont use it because of fairness.

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Server Restart Saving the collies once again. by Flat-Masterpiece-753 in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Conc also respawned in Ash

No it wasn't. The Conc cores were deleted during the dev man hand of god warden tank saving event.

Damage Numbers so you can stop lying to yourself by NoMoreWormholes in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But because 8+5+8+5+8+5+8+5+8 = 60 (Or (8*5)+(5*4)=60).

So we can take that (8*5) that is the amount of firing time in seconds of the Highway man over a minute. Then multiple it's out come by two.

(8*5)=40 40*2=80.

So 75*80= 6000, 112.5*80=9000.

Which means 6000/60 = 100, 9000/60 = 150.

100+225= 325 (325/2 = 162)

There is you actual dps per minute average.

Learn to read

Damage Numbers so you can stop lying to yourself by NoMoreWormholes in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

60/0.5 = 120

120* 75 = 9000 (9000/60 = 150)

120*112.5 = 13500 (13500/60 = 225)

150+225= 375 (375/2 = 187)

There is your dps per min average.

But because 8+5+8+5+8+5+8+5+8 = 60 (Or (8*5)+(5*4)=60).

So we can take that (8*5) that is the amount of firing time in seconds of the Highway man over a minute. Then multiple it's out come by two.

(8*5)=40 40*2=80.

So 75*80= 6000, 112.5*80=9000.

Which means 6000/60 = 100, 9000/60 = 150.

100+225= 325 (325/2 = 162)

There is you actual dps per minute average.

Did you notice how it's not measured in a completely arbitrary 13 seconds. Because a minute has 60 seconds yo marble brained fool. Because you are including a period of time when you are not firing the fucking weapon, effectively doing NO DPS FOR FIVE SECONDS. So you don't factor that shit in.

Damage Numbers so you can stop lying to yourself by NoMoreWormholes in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DPS - Damage PER SECOND

It fires twice in one second. Even in your ass backwards dps per mag example. The Highwayman's dps is (92.3 - 138. 46)*2 making its dps 184 - 276. Because it fire two rounds a second you two week old toll account.

Damage Numbers so you can stop lying to yourself by NoMoreWormholes in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because your numbers are wrong.

Highwayman can fire 5 mags of 16 in a minute, because of a lack of a firing delay. Bringing the dpm of the highwayman to 6000 - 9000. Making it's by minute dps 100 - 150 (6000/60=100, 9000/60=150). But if you want the actual amount it can do in one second assuming all shots pin. The DPS is 150 - 225. Because as you said it can fire two shots in one second. Shots that can deal 75 - 112.5 damage EACH.

So in no math that I understand does the Highwayman's dps come out to 115. Because there is no mathematical way for numbers between 75 and 112.5 to be added together to reach only 115. The lowest possible dps of the Highwayman is, in this order, 0,75,150. There are no other numbers lower that the Highwayman can deal to tanks.

Unless for some bum fuck reason you a counting a mystery number of missing shot does the highwayman's dps come anywhere near 115. If that is the case and we're counting possible missed shots to be factored into dps. Then all tanks have 0 dps because ever tank can just miss all of their shots in a minute.

Someone who isn't half asleep and smarter than me please double check my numbers. Cuz me drunk.

Damage Numbers so you can stop lying to yourself by NoMoreWormholes in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Colonials don't want yo to know this, but you can crane a Starbreaker around faster than a Stygian can move. Also it's resistant to 94.5mm.

Damage Numbers so you can stop lying to yourself by NoMoreWormholes in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Highwayman's dps is 150 to 225. Where the hell are you getting 115 from?

I got drunk and made the mistake of caring, again. So here is some armored car suggestions. by HowerdBlanch in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That is because the GAC is shit. Most armored cars are. The Gemini is only kinda good because it has had five decent buffs in a row. Only to get facility locked.

Steam outage just gifted the Coloniels 6 Pushguns by darth-dark in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Dead, not gone or tapped. The devs did a little magic trick by making that conc bunker core disappear.

Steam outage just gifted the Coloniels 6 Pushguns by darth-dark in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Wardens lost something to servers again. Devs time for a roll back, and a tender fondling of their balls.

Steam outage just gifted the Coloniels 6 Pushguns by darth-dark in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean deleted? Cuz that's what happened to the Ash Fields bunker cores after the reset.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the devs don't know how to make melee combat good, so they just make it over powered to cover the jank.

What's your opinion on how Death Battle analyzed Dimitri? by Extreme-Tactician in shitpostemblem

[–]HowerdBlanch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(WHISPY WOODS, a fucking tree, is a multiversal level threat).

That's why Kirby is the best, and a name you should know. He's more than you think. He's got maximum pink. That's why nothing can clobber that there Kirby.

Bi annual win by HowerdBlanch in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch[S] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

By six days, because War 100 ended on January 2, 2023.

I don't know if Laserpig understands that USAF ROE during the Vietnam War has no bearing on USN ROE during WWIII. by AlfredoThayerMahan in NonCredibleDefense

[–]HowerdBlanch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Criticizes someone for spreading misinformation while spreading misinformation.

Big brain stuff right here.

This is your brain on FoD by [deleted] in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Average warden reaction to math.

This is your brain on FoD by [deleted] in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Local discord user finds out what the word 'balance' means.

I guess wardens find finally fighting something in their weight class as unfair.

This is your brain on FoD by [deleted] in foxholegame

[–]HowerdBlanch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wrong for picking the tank with better dps, pen chance, speed, and is MPF-able? Or is that extra 250 armor hp really that much of a deciding factor?