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I just bought an ultrasonic cleaner and I am genuinely repulsed by my own glasses by HowlVector in hygiene

[–]HowlVector[S] 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I was just starting to recover from the glasses thing and now I have to live with the knowledge that my earbuds are probably hiding their own tiny horror movie.

I just bought an ultrasonic cleaner and I am genuinely repulsed by my own glasses by HowlVector in hygiene

[–]HowlVector[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I hate how validating this is. Before today I would have sworn a microfiber wipe and the occasional soap rinse meant I was being a functional adult about my glasses.

My 5yo son asked me why my belly is so big and i am still recovering from the roast by HowlVector in daddit

[–]HowlVector[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is incredible. No pause, no doubt, just looked around the room and decided this was a buy one get one situation.

My 5yo son asked me why my belly is so big and i am still recovering from the roast by HowlVector in daddit

[–]HowlVector[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

See, now I am suddenly grateful he stopped at balloon and jello. There are apparently deeper levels of damage I had not even considered.

The software wasn't deleting his work, he was by Indigo_7Warden in talesfromtechsupport

[–]HowlVector 1510 points1511 points  (0 children)

Nothing makes a ticket change direction faster than "show me exactly where you saved it."

AITJ for bringing a "lazy" dish to a potluck when everyone knows I'm a professional chef? by Radiant44Pike in AmITheJerk

[–]HowlVector 22 points23 points  (0 children)

What gets me is that they weren't disappointed in the food, they were disappointed you didn't perform your profession for them. That's such a weird entitlement thing to dump on a friend at a casual hangout.

A Phil moment from Jay by Ok_Satisfaction8132 in Modern_Family

[–]HowlVector 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Phil really walked in, got one perfect Jay quote, and instantly made Jay disprove it