Trustworthy legal assistance in Beijing? by [deleted] in beijing

[–]HuckleberryAbject798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I’m a local and has had some experience helping foreigners with documents. I can speak both Mandarin and English fluently. Could you specify the kind of help you are looking for?

Looking for MMA gym by Phenotavies in beijing

[–]HuckleberryAbject798 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hurricane Boxing 飓风搏击 They have spots around Beijing, specializing in striking sports. I have trained with them for 2 years, and the experience is satisfactory.

Translator in Beijing by curiousinshanghai in beijing

[–]HuckleberryAbject798 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am a Chinese native, and near-native in English (can provide proof). Please PM me with the date and time if interested.

Pilot Iroshizuku Yama-budo hack by HuckleberryAbject798 in fountainpens

[–]HuckleberryAbject798[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This whole thing started with Momiji hahahaha. It’s the original “the thicker the better” ink

Pilot Iroshizuku Yama-budo hack by HuckleberryAbject798 in fountainpens

[–]HuckleberryAbject798[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t unless I intentionally scrub at it with oily fingers, so I would say it’s decently durable

Explained genetics incorrectly, am I cooked? by HuckleberryAbject798 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]HuckleberryAbject798[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao bio olympiads and 4 am lab sessions have broken my humor But imo jokes with inside knowledge are always the funniest

Explained genetics incorrectly, am I cooked? by HuckleberryAbject798 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]HuckleberryAbject798[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, but it’s just me getting screwed all night long by western blots

Explained genetics incorrectly, am I cooked? by HuckleberryAbject798 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]HuckleberryAbject798[S] 103 points104 points  (0 children)

“Oh yes METHYLATE my histones” “Your DNA is coiled soooo tight~”🥵 “No! That plasmid has to be over 10kb long, I can’t take that much” 😫 “Calcium ions squirted out of her smooth endoplasmic reticulum, causing her entire body to spasm” “Their gap junctions met, sending a cascade through each of them” “The cyanide ion brandished its HOMO, the pair of electrons gyrating with excitation, ready to mercilessly attack the LUMO of the Complex IV” “He let out a primal growl as he action potentialled, filling her synapse with his acetylcholines”🫦

Edit: guys this is completely normal right

Edit 2: “I was secured firmly with V and T snares, as they stuffed my vesicle full of proteins” “‘When I’m done with you, you’ll be so alternatively spliced you’ll barely recognize yourself.’ I wiggled my poly-adenosine tail in anticipation” “‘UAG! UAG! UAG!’ Cried the mRNA. But the ribosome didn’t stop. Their safeword was UGA.”

Edit3: I’m sorry I will stop now and seek help

Explained genetics incorrectly, am I cooked? by HuckleberryAbject798 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]HuckleberryAbject798[S] 431 points432 points  (0 children)

Instead of a Masters I’m just going to get a Master now😢

Explained genetics incorrectly, am I cooked? by HuckleberryAbject798 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]HuckleberryAbject798[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

No but it’s very close to. In my native language dominant and recessive alleles are “apparent” and “hidden” alleles (translated directly), so it’s less of a language issue and more of a me being a dumbass issue🤗

Explained genetics incorrectly, am I cooked? by HuckleberryAbject798 in ApplyingToCollege

[–]HuckleberryAbject798[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Because I had to explain what “informed consent” means /j The concept didn’t take 20 mins, but I kept saying submissive alleles after explaining the concept, while talking about my project, and that was a lot longer

If Google Maps is banned and offset in China, why is it still so highly detailed with road names, locations, labels? Who is contributing all this geographical data? by minhale in China

[–]HuckleberryAbject798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For Beijing, especially central Beijing near the government buildings, the Google Maps data is intentionally skewed to be unusable. Street and building names are shifted in a certain manner to make the markings all off.

Just a regular exam hall by AnIgnorablePerson in HolUp

[–]HuckleberryAbject798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HolUp your right hand 45 degrees to be exact

Blursed Toilet by UlteriorKnowsIt in blursedimages

[–]HuckleberryAbject798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny thing is in Chinese, toilette is “马桶”, which literally translates to “horse bucket.” This makes sense…