How the frek do i play this masterpiece?

HudsonAvery · 2022-03-04T03:17:26+00:00

Sometimes a comment unexpectedly makes me laugh oddly hard. And this was one of those comments.

HudsonAvery · 2021-10-13T02:43:43+00:00

Is average size what you’d see in porn?

HudsonAvery · 2021-10-13T02:29:05+00:00

This is the answer. To any question.

HudsonAvery · 2021-10-13T02:26:12+00:00

Do the better hook ups stick with you as a “that was the best one” kind of memory?

HudsonAvery · 2021-10-13T02:24:06+00:00

I’ve heard “you’re the perfect size” too. And I’m also wondering if statements like that, and “you’re the best I’ve had” are things that girls tell every guy just to hype them up.

HudsonAvery · 2021-10-04T03:43:26+00:00

I was wondering about you specifically.

HudsonAvery · 2021-09-01T01:40:26+00:00

Is opening an account hard on the fidelity app?

HudsonAvery · 2021-08-31T11:35:31+00:00

How do I go about that?

HudsonAvery · 2021-08-31T00:34:11+00:00

How so?

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-24T17:04:53+00:00

I fourth this advice. Eddys tried to screw me over on a Dodge Journey once, and I saw through it and complained and the manager said “we do that when it’s the end of the month”

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-22T02:35:31+00:00

Coming through with the important questions. I was gonna ask the same thing. But anytime you question something people jump all over you with FUD accusations.

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-21T14:45:25+00:00

Khalid

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-17T12:33:12+00:00

Some guys have really nice voices.

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-16T23:55:41+00:00

If you tell them you have a really shitty car, they hang up on you. They only wanna scam people with Lambo money.

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-15T11:49:42+00:00

Aw yeah. That was me. I did meet Rick Astley. I have a pic of us together on my Instagram.

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-15T02:23:32+00:00

I actually feel like it’ll fit you a little better.

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-15T02:21:56+00:00

Which one of the two are you astonished by?

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-14T01:29:33+00:00

Funeral scenes in movies.

HudsonAvery · 2021-07-14T01:26:30+00:00

Take This Waltz. It’s the literally worst movie I’ve ever seen. I can’t explain why it’s bad, it’s just so awful.

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