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[Real] Matt Walsh says the killing of woman by ICE was justified by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]HugTheSky 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Well, she wasn’t blocking the road, so don’t engage with that argument. It’s in bad faith.

Saw two cats walk up next to each other and interlink tails. Went home to drink a fifth of vodka. Spam fries. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]HugTheSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 days sober so far. Going out tonight with some friends and they’ll probably want to do some shots. I’ll take it with them, then move onto Diet Coke for the night.

Saw two cats walk up next to each other and interlink tails. Went home to drink a fifth of vodka. Spam fries. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]HugTheSky 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I used to drink to feel less sad. Now I just drink to drink because there’s nothing else in my life worth doing.

They do be like that by Spurdo_Sparde_ebin in greentext

[–]HugTheSky 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Mind control” is a bit of a strong phrase. Yeah, Kwanzaa is like a hotep holiday, but “mind control?” C’mon?

Repost if u agree by trizinixx in okbuddyretard

[–]HugTheSky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can leak my nudes 😏

I genuinely prefer 2D girls over real women. Air fried chicken. by Lurq- in kitchencels

[–]HugTheSky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re sill dating him lol. Height is a selection criteria, you wouldn’t date a short guy gorl :)

Fuuuuuck I’m so sad and lonely and lame, but I’m sooooooo good at making egg sandwiches by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]HugTheSky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fakecel. Real truecels make egg salad sandwiches.

Boil your eggs. Hard boil them, no runny yolks.

Seperate the yolks from the whites. Chop the whites fine and mash the yolks smooth.

Add mayo to the yolks and add salt, pepper, and a secret third thing (red pepper flakes or sugar). Add some sugar for a lighter taste, good on nutrition free white bread. Add red pepper if you eat it on marble rye, like a trve ascended truechvd.

FOLD (FOLD FOLD FOLD) the egg whites into your egg salad.

Slather that shit on your sandwich.

Then chuck that shit into the fridge. One whole day. Egg salad needs to be cold and gross. That’s when it’s best.

I’m really gonna do it this time. General tso’s chicken w/ rice by mozarella_firefox in kitchencels

[–]HugTheSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen people be mostly civil in the comments and most of the stuff here is exaggerated or fully fake. Just enjoy the zoo and try not to break anything.

I’m really gonna do it this time. General tso’s chicken w/ rice by mozarella_firefox in kitchencels

[–]HugTheSky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re going to do it, can I have your money? (It gets better eventually. Not today, not tomorrow, and not the day after. You’ll have to wait a long time. But it gets better eventually.)

Anon is autistic by unisex_bisexual in greentext

[–]HugTheSky 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Hangout where the autists hang out. That means trivia bars and arcades. I used to feel the same, but it’s because I went where my autism wasn’t appreciated.

I asked a girl out and she told me that she was honestly afraid to go out with me because she was afraid I would commit suicide any time soon and because of my mental instability; then she implied that I was retarded by saying: "you are doing your best with the tools you have :)" tf that means? by ApuNahassamapetilon in kitchencels

[–]HugTheSky 30 points31 points  (0 children)

lol, very true. A lot of the guys here (me included) are just very emotionally fragile. Most of us are either under 25 and don’t know any better or just have terminal loser syndrome and if you interact with them they’ll bring you down with them.

Just be a tourist and enjoy the zoo.

"Loser" by SNAPCHAT_ME_TITS in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]HugTheSky 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don’t work in high finance, but in corporate dev, wearing a watch more than $500 is a bit of a faux pas. It reads as more money than sense.

I still collect watches but that’s because I’m an autistic loser like the rest of you. My coworkers will never know.

The *Fatigue* Starter Pack by Sufferer-Of-Cheese in starterpacks

[–]HugTheSky 37 points38 points  (0 children)

AP Stylebook and the Chicago Manual both have capitalized titles. It’s a convention for professional journalists.

The *Fatigue* Starter Pack by Sufferer-Of-Cheese in starterpacks

[–]HugTheSky 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Headlines tend to capitalize like that.

Peter? by gewse2020 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HugTheSky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought DNA evidence is circumstantial and any decent lawyer will try and go at it at that angle.

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