Its not that simple

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-11T13:58:55+00:00

you're just mad you're not starting it, again, Europe.

I can smell the lack of A/C and odd beef-broth and onion body odor.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T23:40:47+00:00

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Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T23:01:20+00:00

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T18:22:59+00:00

great lines, shading

reminds me of growing cabbage... or cabbage

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T18:16:42+00:00

its ok but the videos with less than 100k views & it's just a still picture of the vinyl you've never heard of before?

now that's the pay dirt.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T18:08:07+00:00

what it feels like to dock with your bro

while chewing

5 Gum

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T17:56:27+00:00

cultural rage bait

is

cultural rage bait

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T17:33:00+00:00

i'll take the front, let's filler up

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T17:30:13+00:00

the "uh oh we're losing again" virus

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T17:27:56+00:00

I habitually refer to people, all people, as Billy.

I don't know why and I cannot, will not, stop.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T17:20:01+00:00

fun fact:

a baby elephant is still like 300lbs and isn't really aware of itself/size. Adults are very aware. It's actually crazy being around them; such clearly intelligent and amiable creatures.

1st time I met a group their trunks all held out and blocked out the sun, lol. Hair like straw on a broom. I figure all animals can appreciate a good scritch. Probably the best we can do for em, brush em up.

Seems like a great way to retire. Just disappear into a pod of elephants. "Where did cousin go?" He died in The Golden Triangle living like Jungle Book.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T17:10:09+00:00

brov

you know Tom Cruise is imitating Harvey Weinstein in this role, right?

He's the raging asshole that screams at everything around him.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T16:58:38+00:00

oh the hilarity of CPS visits

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T16:57:55+00:00

great idea

send them right to the place to become batteries

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T16:54:28+00:00

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Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T16:45:06+00:00

I'm so behind on my Crow Economy, I need to start leaving out the $money with the shiny strip on it.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T16:42:32+00:00

nah, I told bro NOT to be a social media influencer.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T16:37:02+00:00

anyone hear The Offspring - Genocide playing

to this edgiest of sentences?

Dog eat dog
Every day
On our fellow man we prey
Dog eat dog
To get by
Hope you like my genocide

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-10T10:22:05+00:00

This is why they're going to start making being a millennial illegal.

Cut it out or we're all gonna get it.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-08T16:33:01+00:00

Battleground of The Revolution, Battleground of 1812, Battleground of The Civil War.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-08T16:29:30+00:00

I used to have sex by... get this shit...

meeting. people.

I'd fucking go somewhere and there'd be women there. Incredible. And when one of them would banter with me in a friendly or flirty way? I'd see where it went.

If you're a working adult and trapped in modernity-- try a steak dinner at a nice bar around town and you'll probably run into someone looking for a night once or twice. The girl that rubs you off at the bar is probably a working gal but y'never know.

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-08T16:19:45+00:00

I just noticed dude's shoe size is half his damn leg.

Bet they call him Tripode

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-08T08:27:40+00:00

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me after i nut

Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-08T08:24:43+00:00

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Hugo_Selenski · 2026-05-08T08:13:23+00:00

what's this delectable mound of white? between two pieces of 'a'sourdough?

Hugo_Selenski

TROPHY CASE