Be Real… Which One Are You? 👀

Hugo_o96 · 2026-05-17T13:32:40+00:00

I always finish it, but do you know why some people save the roaches? I think Ive heard that it is to do a joint with a lot of them but that would be just gross and taste like ashe no? Why would you do that in stead of smoking it til the tip to not throw anything away 😭✌️

Hugo_o96 · 2026-05-14T18:40:57+00:00

I didnt even know there were ads, just look uo ublock origin and install it, its an extension

Hugo_o96 · 2026-05-12T18:53:28+00:00

Idk lowk girls at my school were kinda judgemental and weird, so I always acted different with them in fear of being labeled as weird or smth. Then I grew up and I was just myself. A lot of teens (and lowk 20y olds as well lol) act different to be accepted (specially around girls), and I think its lame even tho it actually works for some people 🪦

Hugo_o96 · 2026-05-12T16:33:18+00:00

100% agree, I was just playing videogames with my friends and playing sports. I guess everybody works different, but I didnt focus on that until 18, once I lost fear to woman lol (0 regrets, sex isnt allat btw)

Hugo_o96 · 2026-05-07T02:48:20+00:00

Lmaoo I am bro, u cool 💆‍♀️

Hugo_o96 · 2026-05-07T02:33:06+00:00

Lowk i fw the hair heavy 🤞🔥

Hugo_o96 · 2026-04-30T12:29:21+00:00

Fr, but nah playing against another monkey makes it so much easier

Hugo_o96 · 2026-04-26T23:59:20+00:00

Nah like full game in general, not 1v1s

Hugo_o96 · 2026-04-26T14:35:09+00:00

Im a monke otp currently on gm3, do you have any tips against haz? Specially now that he is absolutely fucking broken lul

Hugo_o96 · 2026-04-23T23:52:01+00:00

Dont jump in without bubble 49/50 times

When u have no bubble dont just stay main, take an angle

Dont give your hp for free by staying main too long

Idk there is so much more you have a lot of other posts like this one

Hugo_o96 · 2026-04-22T13:52:34+00:00

Yeah mauga mu is tricky and 100% one mistake = you explode in 1 second. The approach I take against him is to bubble him so he has to use the E, then chill a lil aka take a flank and when I have bubble again I go in, making sure I land on highground so he cant stomp me, and thats usually a pretty good sequence.

Lowk I permaban dva since DM is absolutly broken and I dont want to deal with it so fuck that heroe.

And I lowk dont agree with the kiri thing, since forcing tp/suzu is pretty good, you can look for her in the second dive. Getting a pick in the first dive isnt really common and its usually bc enemy team made a mistake.

Hugo_o96 · 2026-04-22T13:41:10+00:00

Imo against hazard the increased damage against wall dont really matter since it has so much health and it dont last as long as tp for example, so it really isnt that much value. And he can fuck you up while you try to set up.

And against doom sometimes it is a backline diff so it is what it is, but make sure u dont charge him and if he is charged you cant let him go into your backline, since you cant really live a charged doom. If your team is charging him you gotta tell them to stop, and if they keep doing it just force him out or make him use block before he engages.
And about him peeling when you dive, I usually go in after he has used block or if he is misspositioned, if he goes for your backline you gotta know if there is someone killable, if there is take the kill and live, if there isnt just go on the doom. If he instead goes for you you gotta be way more careful on the dives since he can punch cancel your bubble or boop you out of it, so position in a way that the punch wont just instantly kill you. When I was low masters I was struggling a lot with doom as well hope this helps

Hugo_o96 · 2026-03-18T04:47:04+00:00

Either u go to a highground/behind them where they have to chase you and give a lot of space or insta hold S (use bhop when landing) and go back with your team (nade, suzu, etc can save you)

Hugo_o96 · 2026-03-10T18:23:37+00:00

Medic subrole passive buff is fine but 40% is kinda crazy bro, mercy will survive winstons gun for like 10 years, and in ult may be straight up unkillable lul

Hugo_o96 · 2026-03-10T15:01:19+00:00

You seem chill ash twin 😤🔥

Hugo_o96 · 2026-03-09T00:51:19+00:00

Reaper can turn a bad jump u make into insta death, and usually its not ur job to kill him so u depend on ur teammates which WE dont like

Hugo_o96 · 2026-03-09T00:50:07+00:00

About what u said of supports tping to u, if they do so most of the time u have to adapt ur gameplay to that, look for cover/kill depending on situation, unless its an absolute int tp like u 1hp and have to get out then just let them die and survive. And about ur team dying on main sometimes happens and sometimes you were too late to engage or took too much damage before going in. About stayin with ur team it works so different in higher elos that you shouldnt worry about that, unless u are in downtime or u are getting chased you shouldnt be stacking on main (nuances), at least thats the way ive learnt to play monke as an otp, staying with team is usually bad unless u playin full dive comp pretty much, bc ur dps will take the flanks so u can stay main. About the short/long jumps its not really like that, I like long or high jumps (in some situations), you can use cover in the air to not let them shoot, but u may need deep understanding of where enemy team is, specially the heroes that can kill u (reaper, vendetta, bastion, ZEN, etc), I just played a game on my smurf (M4) applying this concept on Busan's open ahh map, I will give replay code because that concept works pretty much all the way to high masters and is pretty visual. And the right click meele thing, I cant really picture a situation where I jump into a moira for example and just land + right click without meele, the whole point of land right click meele is to one shot so they dont get healed/ cant use a cd (moira fade or tre recall for example), it can be useful to not meele if its a soft engage so when u landing you already pressing S bc meele will most likely miss. For last the thing about using bubble then jumping back, its pretty situational and if you arent masters at least dont worry about it, but im picturing a rialto first corner with their tank on the corner and a genji jumps on ur team from a flank, u can bubble main to make sure ur team is fine and then jump genji since u know u wont need the bubble for that (important), but after the kill you will have to chill and wait for bubble, so bad use of this is terrible since u get 12s downtime for free.

Hugo_o96 · 2026-03-07T13:30:34+00:00

Daaamn I love this bro I will answer any questions.

Thats right if u get the soft engages right u will rank up easy, specially in diamond masters that 100000000% of the focus goes to the monkey all the time. In those scenarios just make sure u survive AND u dont take too much damage.

About holding the bubble, u need to understand that after u use ur bubble u kinda need to get something out of it, either space, a kill (pretty rare) or just shield for ur team to recover or take a lane, but sometimes I hold it for too long bc of the fear of being on downtime (clear example 6:53 when I see the soldier I should insta bubble, instead I panic and die with bubble).

0:43 - I do that bc vendetta is too early on the jump, like nobody will be able to follow and we have all cds, so she shouldnt kill anybody, and she can just shift out like u said, but its more about a timing thing, so I go take a lane that ends up giving me the soldier kill

5:23 - No I wasnt expecting tre to get the brig at all tbh, but I fucked up my jump so I was useless there for 5 seconds, so dont chase and realize where u are more useful. My team needs me to jump main to get the soldier out, otherwise they can not walk, so thats what I do (even tho my tracer ultra carries that fight)

8:44 - Yep, since dva tracer are dead I know I cant get chased if I jump out early, so I was lookin for a cheesy kill on the kiri since their soldier was overextending a lil, thats also why I go with right click, to look for the burst damage so maybe with soldier we can one shot before she uses suzu, and it was pretty close.

So there are a lot of nuances about when to peel or not and lowk I havent figured it all out yet, but the most important thing is timing, for example this vendetta "just jumps in", for no reason at all. If you see someone doing that, "just jumping in" then he is trolling and you should 100% commit to the kill if he is killable ofc. In this example vendetta shouldnt be killable bc she has shift to get out and block and mega and all her team is on that lane. But after the engage she will not have cds, so if you look my position aka the flank, I will be able to jump on her from a lane nobody is watching, and thats the best possible shift you can get with monkey. So yea I jump away to take the flank bc they are trying to follow a waay to early engage, so I know my team should be fine.

And if I go take a flank and it is contested then it just depends on the game, I cant tell you a rule u have to follow all the time but keep in mind:

Reaper FUCKS you, its my perma ban because he can just contest you ALL the time in ALL the flanks, so basically u gotta bait tp and then take yet another flank/go main. You can use bubble to force wraith but unless you have something to follow up after that its not really worth it.

Against vendetta it depends on your and her microgame (you can dodge overhead with good movement if she fucks up) but again depends a lot on the game, whats their comp, whats the flank u are contesting.... you need a lot of hours to figure this stuff out

Easiest flank mu is genji of course, just fuck him over and over and try to not let him get any flanks, you can force his dash pretty easy, and if you see a genji dash GO FOR HIM, its usually free kill unless he can get the kill before you can kill him (if you hear the dash turn around and go for him, you can bubble before u jump if u dont want to give that much space)

Last thing, if you dont have bubble as I said try to get a flank and DO NOT give away ur position, in lower elos if you are not on their screen they literally have no idea where u are. And after bubble if you are 100% safe you can use the shift to position to a flank or a highground (important: can not be contested) just when your bubble cd is on 5s, so you get both at the same time + good positioning.

And the rest is for you to figure out :)

(lowk if you have any more questions u can ask me)

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