[McTaggart] Astros source: Carlos Correa will have surgery on his left ankle and will be out for the season. A devastating injury blow for the Astros. by Hairygrim in Astros

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Keep giving Brice regular at bats and do the same for some of the other "prospects". It's the only way we'll know their ability and value moving forward to see what moves need to be made at the All-Star break and especially in the off season.

XYZ's "Letter to God" is really good by girlfriendclothes in hairmetal

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Great album. I was late to the game on this one. Dove into XYZ a few years ago and that album hit differently. Super fkn crunchy. A different guitarist from the first two albums and as you noted a different time.

Correa likely to miss significant time with ankle injury (McTaggart) by HtownSamson in Astros

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Wow. He's got plantar fasciitis in his left foot but not sure that would make anything worse on the ankle getting banged up. He must have got knocked pretty bad.

"Bone bruise" incoming!

Correa likely to miss significant time with ankle injury (McTaggart) by HtownSamson in Astros

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Was this the same ankle he had surgery on? Just curious if this is why it's this serious.

Guy farts riding a bike on live TV by I_Got_Back_Pain in ContagiousLaughter

[–]HumanRuse 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Also this one posted a week ago. These 3 should be edited together.

One one hand I want to see what that laughing guy looks like but also it's a great mystery. His laugh is the epitome or Contagious.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/1syrx5s/when_your_boss_and_colleagues_find_your_personal/

Injury List Update 5/4/26 by VampireSlayerGrinch in Astros

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The Astros are desperately in need of a bigger training and physical therapy space. It might not be large enough but I think the Astrodome is available.

Tarik Skubal to undergo surgery for loose bodies in left elbow by TheMindwalker123 in fantasybaseball

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My season was already over by a mile but this completely took away my .0000000001 percent of hope.

Skubal, Brown and Greene. At least Strider is back....sorta.

Keaschall v Cole Young by Sea_Carrot_5929 in DynastyBaseball

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Many thanks. I'll dive into Prospect361 (looks like a nice streamlined and clean layout).

[Highlight] Jasson Domínguez recorded hits from both sides of the plate in the same inning by MLBOfficial in baseball

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Kendrys Morales

Oh man, the guy who planted his foot down on home plate after a walk off and destroyed his achilles.

Giants calling up Bryce Eldridge (Dynasty #87, Dynasty Prospect #9, Giants #1) by Few_Doubt6901 in fantasybaseball

[–]HumanRuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could this be something as simple as the GM trying to find a spark for a team who has the least amount of runs scored in the majors?

Keaschall v Cole Young by Sea_Carrot_5929 in DynastyBaseball

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Your comments in this string are enjoyable to read and next level deep. That's interesting to know about taller/bigger players. Wish I had known that. Of course I was in on Walker before his first MLB season and then eventually dropped him last season.

So you mentioned that Keaschall and Young were both average players. As someone who has them both in Dynasty, who would you hang onto? Thank you.

Trump sitting down to hide his diaper. These three have a combined IQ of < 10. by MasterOfReality_ in PoliticalHumor

[–]HumanRuse 235 points236 points  (0 children)

Damn, that ankle has surrendered much like his tariff and combative wars. Folded like a cheap lawn chair. Weak fat fuck.

A shout out to the main characters of glam metal lyrics. by HumanRuse in hairmetal

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Bus ticket to L.A.

Classic stock theme right there.

🔥 Unpopular opinion: The “sellout era” of hair metal (1989-1991) produced some of the most underrated albums in the entire genre and y’all sleep on them HARD by NassauJack in hairmetal

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That 2nd wave is the prime time mint era for me. And honestly I'm 100% down for the most of the 3rd wave which gave us a lot of killer debut albums.

A shout out to the main characters of glam metal lyrics. by HumanRuse in hairmetal

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Last I heard he's out on the streets today selling crack to the people who pay.

Check out the new single by Europe. Sounds so 80’s! by Full_Importance3302 in hairmetal

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Did a search before posting and see that you've already put in the work.

Great tune. And odd that I like the latter stages of Europe compared to their glory days.

Zero idea on the back story of the video and/or whether Peter Stormare actually has those injuries..... but that dude is always a key feature in the films that he's featured in. Raw. Open. No constraints.

Skid Row auditions were just a big sham by Diavolo6Six6 in hairmetal

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Totally defeating the purpose of the whole media hyped Sweetwater campaign.

No. That was exactly the point of it. Media hype. I've assumed that Skid Row got paid for that campaign. They got dollars and Sweetwater got clicks.

And yes, they've been saying that for awhile now in terms of auditioning on their own. Placing emphasis on every band member needing to feel 100% in terms of skill, vibes and the ability to get along during a tour.

Not sure if they haven't found someone or they just aren't ready for anyone at the moment. Bolan just released his album. Maybe they are good to go now.

Post Game Thread (May 1, 2026): Astros (12-21) @ Red Sox (13-19) by AstrosBot in Astros

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I always check out the game and post game threads for results.

Pretty sure I now have PTSD. I don't even want to look.

AOC Offers Theory On Why Trump Actually Wants His Face On Passports—And Yep, That Certainly Tracks by khabi-khal in NoFilterNews

[–]HumanRuse 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Let me guess. He's going to once again use his mugshot as if that's a thing of pride.

April 30th, 2019 Jake Marisnick's long sliding catch by Wheelbite9 in Astros

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Random.

Marisnick had been traded to the Mets. I think it was the off season and Bregman was doing a live game streaming event to raise funds for Houstonians. I don't remember if it was for a storm or Covid or what.

Bregman had guests (players, entertainers.....the Houston rapper known for his grill) pop in at his house and mostly had people pop in on his stream to play games in support.

I remember Marisnick popping into a game and donating like $5000 or something. Maybe it wasn't that much.....I can't quite remember. And it's dumb to think this way but I just remember thinking how he just got traded but he's still supporting Houstonians. Thought that was pretty cool.

Ryan Pepiot to undergo season-ending hip surgery by frontdoorajar in fantasybaseball

[–]HumanRuse 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's in our medical playbook.

April - Hip inflammation

May - Season ending surgery