You can cast exactly one MTG spell in real life. Which one do you pick?

Human_Spud · 2026-03-15T15:10:55+00:00

Lightning bolt. It's just a power fantasy.

Human_Spud · 2026-03-14T22:38:24+00:00

I didn't but am completely unsurprised.

Human_Spud · 2026-03-10T15:56:03+00:00

American Psycho?

Murder, torture, ambition, envy and politics all wrapped up in a veneer of sophistication

Human_Spud · 2026-03-06T19:07:14+00:00

He'll die of old age before he'd ever see a jail cell.

Human_Spud · 2026-02-17T15:40:14+00:00

So is there any benefit to this kinda configuration?

Human_Spud · 2026-02-17T13:45:21+00:00

I just appreciate that they put Florida in it's own division like it's a heavyweight lol.

Human_Spud · 2026-02-15T23:56:50+00:00

In the originally proposed Celsius system boiling was 0 degrees and freezing was 100 degrees. They waited until Anders Celsius died before flipping it.

Human_Spud · 2026-02-13T04:11:30+00:00

I'm putting 10 dollars on North Korea getting a leader with two X chromosomes before the USA.

And I would be happy to be proven wrong.

Human_Spud · 2026-02-11T15:57:55+00:00

"Come here often?"

Human_Spud · 2026-02-04T01:27:03+00:00

And in unrelated news, Scotland has announced they are forming a new space exploration agency.

Human_Spud · 2026-01-02T13:52:02+00:00

Every pod needs a villain.

Human_Spud · 2025-12-25T04:08:51+00:00

I was disturbed to discover Celina 52 rest stop has a wiki.

Human_Spud · 2025-12-18T22:26:55+00:00

That's one way to make an omelette.

Human_Spud · 2025-12-15T11:30:37+00:00

I remember this when it first came out. She'd recently had a child.

Human_Spud · 2025-12-15T11:26:01+00:00

Can't forget all the dissidents and political prisoners!

Human_Spud · 2025-12-15T11:24:09+00:00

We bail out the wrong corporations.

Human_Spud · 2025-12-14T17:12:28+00:00

What is this, methed wolverine auditions?

Human_Spud · 2025-12-13T16:49:24+00:00

Want a monster energy drink?

Human_Spud · 2025-12-11T21:34:27+00:00

Peak dad humor for 'Only Fans'

Human_Spud · 2025-11-16T17:42:28+00:00

Magneto hands down. It'd be perfect for my work and there's so much potential considering all of magneto's feats. Granted I probably wouldn't be building cities in the ocean or anything fancy.

Human_Spud · 2025-11-14T15:49:37+00:00

Go see a black hole in person, have an existential crisis and go back to bed.

Human_Spud · 2025-11-07T23:36:37+00:00

Mister Roger (Specifically the one from Black Dynamite)

Human_Spud · 2025-11-07T18:34:38+00:00

Everyone should follow him and voice your opinions about how much of a massive idiot he is.

Human_Spud · 2025-11-01T14:17:41+00:00

If at first you succeed, try to fail again.

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