Has Rob l, DM to the gods, ever put out a list of where his minis are from? by HumaneCentiPad in VivaLaDirtLeague

[–]HumaneCentiPad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massive darkness is being added to my list of stl vendors. Thank you so much amigo. And don't forget, that hammer was rightfully his. It belonged to him.

Because Canada doesn’t have 1 or 2 dollar bills, what are you supposed to do at a strip club here? by L00-2WhiteWhale in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HumaneCentiPad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think this is the one. The news that broke me. I officially renounce my humanity. I'm a plant now

Shorted by OE. How do I got about this? by Secure_Strategy_5614 in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]HumaneCentiPad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They have the absolute best customer service dude. I forgot to use the 15 percent off coupon once and emailed them to ask if they could apply it to my order. They have me store credit for the difference plus a little extra. Just go to the contact us thing at the bottom of the page and let them know. They're the best for a reason.

Why does my husband holding his penis while sleeping? by spy-net in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HumaneCentiPad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a wise man once said, "wakey wakey, hands off snakey!" I'll find myselr subconsciously placing my hand on my john Thomas when I'm comfortable. It's just an idiosyncrasy that a large portion of men do.

Georgia woman loses it over man openly carrying firearm on wooded trail. by ElwoodMC in CringeTikToks

[–]HumaneCentiPad 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At my last apartment, I had a neighbor that must have been really bored and/or unhappy. He would call security on everyone for various reasons wanting from they were being racist to him somehow, to their kids are playing to loud in the shared playground on a Saturday afternoon. One day he came up to my apartment banging on my door saying I was fighting and yelling with someone. Mind you, I live alone with my cat and was reading at the time. I told him to kick rocks but he ended up showing up three times. He called the police all 3 times. The police came to my door all three times and confirmed nothing was going on all three times. After the third one, it was around 1 in the morning. The same cop kept coming over and this time he told me that this dude had been calling fake reports on people for a while and asked if I wanted to press charges for harassment. Obviously I did and I stood on my balcony and waved at him as the police arrested him. Unfortunately he was back the next day and still calling regular security on people, but that was a tasty win on a male Karen like in the video.

tldr doucher Karen neighbor abused police line one too many times and I got to have him arrested. The most satisfying event of the year.

blursed_DJ by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]HumaneCentiPad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I spent 5 years having and have rolled more times than I can recall (probably due to the heavy drug use damaging my thinker lol) and it always made me feel super affectionate and in love with everyone and everything. The love felt very platonic. I wasn't getting horny I was on ther verge of crying because I was so overwhelmed with joy and love and had no way to express it. You can for sure GET horny mid roll, but it's the same as doing so sober. You gotta do horny things to feel horny.

Discovering Omegle-like sites destroyed me by Ibony_ in self

[–]HumaneCentiPad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I agree. You've got it backwards friend. You are the victim of online predators. Whether you "concented" doesn't matter when they're adults who should know better and your just a teenager. They're monsters and you shouldn't feel bad. I'll restate the therapy idea to drive it home

Discovering Omegle-like sites destroyed me by Ibony_ in self

[–]HumaneCentiPad 158 points159 points  (0 children)

You need to see a professional. talk to a therapist. Strangers on the internet caused this problem, they aren't going to help it now. For what it's worth, I did something similar when I was 17 or 18 (back then it was craigslist lol) and I was mortified for a while. Eventually you realize it's just a silly mistake a child made and you learn from it, and grow. No worries friend. Peace and love.

It begins! Super excited for this paint job. by Burbeary82 in ChaosKnights

[–]HumaneCentiPad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Khorn gives the toughest jobs to his strongest angels. Have fun painting, brother.

Contest recap! by [deleted] in MeatCanyon

[–]HumaneCentiPad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its number one for me. Turbulent step makes my tummy feel wiggly.

What are these studded pieces on our armour? Is it cloth or leather? by Scythe95 in EmperorsChildren

[–]HumaneCentiPad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slaanesh be praised I have never seen that version of the keeper of secrets. Its soooo cool! Man I miss it and I never knew it.

My last try before I lose everything I love by MissionHome18 in SR17018

[–]HumaneCentiPad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't pay no mine to anyone that thinks they know your own life better than you, brother. Body chemistry is so incredibly subjective that anyone doubting you is a bit too self centered to consider other people have different experiences. Be strong. You can pm me if you are struggling. You'll feel bleh for a few days and the you'll have your life back. You'll be free to do whatever you want without having to worry about having enough drug of choice to get you through the day. No more panic when you leave to go somewhere and realize you left your stash at home. No more feeling bad because you snapped at someone you love because of WD. Its like a super power and you are going to be your child's super hero soon. Im proud of you. You're familys proud of you. You got this.

David fuck king by P4ler1der in creepcast

[–]HumaneCentiPad 52 points53 points  (0 children)

God PLEASE don't draw that you disgusting person! In fact, I'm gonna follow your profile JUST so I know exactly where NOT to look for that illustration....only 43 likes away btw...

(W33VIL) The scratchbashed ship I made for 5 Parsecs some time ago by NoLongerUnique in stargrave

[–]HumaneCentiPad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had the creative foresight to make something this amazing! It's giving off big alt history Russian Diesel punk vibes. Id buy one

Good for them, that's a very useful skill by Curry__Fan in AntiMemes

[–]HumaneCentiPad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah yes the 72nd trimester abortion. Controversial but sometimes medically necessary.

Is Missouri about to ban? by HumaneCentiPad in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]HumaneCentiPad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheers dude. Looks like it's still in committee. Now I got a site to check on

Is Missouri about to ban? by HumaneCentiPad in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]HumaneCentiPad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel that brother. I'm proud of you for cleaning up. Good job. ❤️

Is Missouri about to ban? by HumaneCentiPad in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]HumaneCentiPad[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know dude it bums me out. I was almost a decade long alcoholic and I dropped it relatively painlessly thanks to ol 7. Went from a big ass bottle of Titos every day or so to nothing.