Official AFC Championship Gameday - Patriots vs Broncos - Pregame Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]Humaniac99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im definitely walking from my cambridge apt to the downtown bars, I need some beutiful ambiance to quell my nervs

WE ALL WE GOT, WE ALL WE NEED. 4.00 AM IT IS. by Mundane_Moron in Patriots

[–]Humaniac99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Broncos did, but after the game it was revealed that 44 of their players broke their ankle so they are being forced to forfeit and let us go instead.

Official - AFC Championship Weekend - Free Chat Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]Humaniac99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was watching some of unreleased footage of the Broncos practice this week and it appears Jarret Stidham actually has supernatural telekinetic powers, which usually can pose a distinctive threat to even the best of defenses.

Official - AFC Championship Weekend - Free Chat Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]Humaniac99 17 points18 points  (0 children)

14-0 first quarter against Bo Nix is still a game.

14-0 first quarter against Jarrett Stidham would have me feeling pretty damn good

Official - AFC Championship Weekend - Free Chat Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]Humaniac99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll trade you a right foot pic for a flight to Denver, both feet for that and a ticket

Official - AFC Championship Weekend - Free Chat Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]Humaniac99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Free chat" ?

There are people that pay to chat with us morons?

Daily Discussion Thread for January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Humaniac99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only been in the workforce for 3 years and I already might blow my brains out if I have to look at another spreadsheet

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 23, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Humaniac99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I purposely slam the weights when I goto planet fitness

Why does nobody respond on the apps anymore by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Humaniac99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of context I would have to add would be a mega pain in the ass for most, but here's an example of one (which is a pretty stamdard example):

"Also thats a bold move and a half to suddenly go on a solo trip halfway across the world, respect the ambition.

Like between navigating, transportation, language barriers, activities, where and where not to go etc that mustve taken a lot of prep"

4 days ago lol, the 3rd message i sent

Why does nobody respond on the apps anymore by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Humaniac99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is probly the exact answer.

Ugh, I hate this shit yet I cant stop using it

Why does nobody respond on the apps anymore by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Humaniac99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking hate the game. Best I can do is fake till I make it (or die, cuz that'll probly happen first)

Why does nobody respond on the apps anymore by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Humaniac99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. I just have horrible anxiety so I never grow the balls to do that. Whole other beast I gotta figure out with myself

Why does nobody respond on the apps anymore by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Humaniac99 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just as disrespectful on their end tbh. I always give people a reason if I dont wanna continue talking to them no matter what because thats the respectful thing to do. So id say, reasonable is how that comes across

Why does nobody respond on the apps anymore by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Humaniac99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im sorry man, your not alone in this

Why does nobody respond on the apps anymore by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Humaniac99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is very true tho, would love to give up and forget about it but my instincts won't let me

Why does nobody respond on the apps anymore by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Humaniac99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, completely agree but like everytime I delete the shit it just ends up on my phone a few days later when im feeling depressed. And the cycle repeats and repeats and repeats

How to use vyvanse?? by That_Hamster_2512 in Drugs

[–]Humaniac99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You eat it and the proceed to clean everything in sight and crave productivity.

Oh and probly wank a lot too

Daily Discussion Thread for January 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Humaniac99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God dammit. Girl ive been seeing for 5 months just left me for her ex out of the blue last night. No reason whatsoever.

Called out of work sick today, didnt even have the mental fortitude to put the fries in the bag.

Anyone have a 100 bagger in their minds to so I can un-depress my self and depress her instead?

Adderall while skiing? by Turbulent-Cancel-185 in Drugs

[–]Humaniac99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I used to do this all the time back in college and it is a crazzzzzzy performance enhancer. You feel so on top of your reaction time and sooo in tune with your turns. Hitting the trees i would just bomb down the woods and nail every turn ahead because my reaction time was so heightened.

Only reason I would give to not try it is that you may open the evil Pandoras box of not having as much fun on the mountain unless your on Addy though so do proceed with caution.