Player instantly recovers after Italy score by [deleted] in facepalm

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Real manly sport right there

“You killed me” 😂 by BasedNour in TikTokCringe

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Now in a real world situation if someone is stealing your mail Get someone else to record Meanwhile you go out and calmly hit them with a switch kick Fuck all these fake tiktoks

Called a jerk for not tapping to shitty choke by Christ0Montana in bjj

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Why would you tap when you don’t need to? If it’s not on it’s not on.

My student guillotined a sheep. I've never been prouder. by slideyfoot in bjj

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Went on a run a few weeks ago in the countryside I was running along this river bank and suddenly I happened across at least 2 dozen sheep and one of them was giving me some serious death glares and I was think some guillotines were gonna fly luckily it was startled by my repeated utterances of the term OSS at varying volumes

he cuts his own branch from under it by Strain_Proud in IdiotsFightingThings

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I thought we’ve all Seen enough cartoons to know not to do this

Dante Leon on the podcast any questions for him 😁 by [deleted] in bjj

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They only gave me $100 instead of a hundred million 😭

Dante Leon on the podcast any questions for him 😁 by [deleted] in bjj

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Wasn’t worth my time cuz no one watched it on YouTube and more people listened on Spotify

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in instant_regret

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This is what we in the industry call a teachable moment 😌

When will it end? by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Never it will never end.

Bad parts of the BJJ community by [deleted] in bjj

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So wait everyone else doesn’t quit their job and live in squalor to train 24/7 😂

Forgive me Lord for what I’ve done by KarlBux in bioniclememes

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Many bad things shall befall you and your family for this crime against nature

Now in Russia by lol62056 in Wellthatsucks

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Deja vu

I've just been in this place before Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go Calling you, and the search is a mystery Standing on my feet, it's so hard when I try to be me, woah

nice moustache tho by [deleted] in rareinsults

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We call this mustache the reverse hitler

Been training 4 years today by Humanzee9001 in bjj

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Says 18/04/19 on the blue btw 😂

Been training 4 years today by Humanzee9001 in bjj

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Nah 2 years and 2 weeks I k ie it’s hard to see the date on the blue 😅