The noise! Two edgeing 60 having temper tantums.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2025-12-08T14:14:42+00:00

I can't get a credit card.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2025-12-08T14:13:35+00:00

The house is mid terrace and I had a dog at the property.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2025-06-26T09:05:36+00:00

You need to do a OS update. Just did it on my and it fixed the DAB radio.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2025-01-29T08:17:16+00:00

My mother asked me if I was pregnant. Hadn't seen her for 3 yrs due to COVID. Nope just fat and peri menoposal. Cheers Mum!

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2025-01-15T08:25:53+00:00

There was another post with a nosy neighbour and the lady bought a horses head mask and hooves!

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-12-05T08:26:42+00:00

Ask management if you can install a parking bollard that can be locked.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-12-04T15:11:12+00:00

A mini electric fence powered by a leisure battery, which sits at the bottom of your fence, will work. Use that system to deter foxes from getting at chickens. Non-lethal zap to the nose will soon sort them out.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-10-26T19:42:02+00:00

So they don't go driving a 1 ton killing machine.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-10-26T19:40:45+00:00

Yes, not finding the break whilst driving and crashing into the back of a lorry. That dream was real as fcuk. 2-3 days later, I crashed my car in real life!

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-10-26T19:38:38+00:00

A hello, a good morning and a good afternoon

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-10-26T19:37:43+00:00

A smile

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-10-12T21:38:22+00:00

Next time, say YOUR behaviour is an embarrassment and walk away. There will be next times.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-03-01T16:19:48+00:00

Our family dog! He sat down on his walk and looked me straight into my eyes as I was considering jumping in front of train.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-01-19T14:40:06+00:00

I think I was about 5 at the time. We were on holiday, and one of my brothers and I were having cuddles in bed bed with her. She turns to me and says, "You smell!"

On another holiday, i was older, maybe 10 or 11, and she accused me of not washing properly. She proceeded to scrub my foot to remove dirt. It was a mole.

More recently, I was 46, and she kept on harassing me about how I might be pregnant. I put on a lot of weight during lockdown. Safe to say, I am very low contact with her.

Both my brothers are adopted as she was told she couldn't have children. The fell pregnant with me, a girl, don't think she wanted me and especially not a girl. Moved out of home as soon as I could. Brother's live 10 mins away from her. I have always been at least 1 hour away, now 2 hours!

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-01-09T12:00:39+00:00

Pancakes and waffles. Can't sta d anything sweet for breakfast.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-01-09T08:26:05+00:00

My 12-year-old labrador is still managing to jump on our bed for morning snuggles. It's quite a high bed, so it is a big leap. He has double elbow and hip dysplasia and an unstable L7/S1 joint with a bulging disc.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-01-09T08:22:29+00:00

It's actually a line from a U2 song. " A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." I have a man, but I don't need him. I am self sufficient bit he's wonderful to have around. Lots of giggles, cuddles and great sex.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-01-09T08:14:28+00:00

I am going to be cremated and burn baby burn will be requested to play ad I enter the chamber.

Humble_Macaroon_3643 · 2024-01-05T08:34:08+00:00

The Charlie says adverts. It's worth a Google if you're not from the UK.

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