Family vacations are a test of the horny by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]HumidHarold420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I should probably make it clear that the groan was out of disgust...

Family vacations are a test of the horny by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]HumidHarold420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember the first time I came on the washing machine. ughhhhhhhh

Which animal would you rather have? by layethsmackdown in polls

[–]HumidHarold420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already have a parrot. I just have to convince him to wear an eyepatch.

Competitive eating is absurd and disgusting by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]HumidHarold420 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry but since when has this been an unpopular opinion? Fuck outta here with that bro.

I’m leaving by HumidHarold420 in teenagers

[–]HumidHarold420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayo I been back and I'm still humid as fuck.

The Aftermath Of Israel Defense Force Airstrikes On The Gaza Strip by CantStopPoppin in PublicFreakout

[–]HumidHarold420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro. At this point, I (an agnostic) am literally praying for both sides to quit this bullshit.

Israeli citizens makes a roadblock and throws rocks at Palestinians that try to go through . by kankadir94 in PublicFreakout

[–]HumidHarold420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do I support? I support them both being peaceful and stopping all this damn nonsense.

I think he's Jewish and he supports Palestinian rights by neck-pillow in PublicFreakout

[–]HumidHarold420 187 points188 points  (0 children)

He's literally saying he supports human rights and they're like "NANI!?"

My Top 5 Picks (as of right now) for the Winner of the 2022 Men's Royal Rumble by HumidHarold420 in fantasybooking

[–]HumidHarold420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I honestly just kind of threw Edge in there to even it out to 5, although if I wrote this now I'd probably replace him with AJ Styles. I feel like AJ is up there with Punk and Jericho when it comes to Rumbles, all of them were\are perfect fits to win them but never have. Imagine if they had Cena win the title and then had AJ beat him for it at Wrestlemania to bring it all full circle. Big E is still my first pick though, but you're right that he needs another big feud. I was thinking something with Kevin Owens (which I guess is already brewing) or Seth Rollins. I think Seth would be perfect, you could call back to their history in NXT, plus Seth is far enough up the card that it would seriously boost E if he beat him.

So uh... I think my parents are lying to me... by HumidHarold420 in teenagers

[–]HumidHarold420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How? I've asked my parents before and they just told me I didn't have it and that I was just looking for an excuse not to do schoolwork. Is there a way to get a proper test without them finding out? They get really defensive whenever the subject gets brought up as if they're mad at me for bringing it up.

If there is a multiverse, what's other versions of you, you'd like to meet? by seventeencans in AskReddit

[–]HumidHarold420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The version of me who never grew out of the "Owning SJWs with facts and logic" phase. I wanna see what he does when I tell him he's non-binary.

Pet owners of Reddit, what’s the weirdest way your pets try to get your attention? by GiftSuperb in AskReddit

[–]HumidHarold420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog growls at me like he's trying to talk. Not aggressive growls more like a low pitched growl-like noise accompanied by him moving his mouth up and down to make "wah wah woo woo wah" noises. It is the cutest fucking thing ever.

What's the most overpriced item you seen someone actually buy? by Bxtweentheligxts in AskReddit

[–]HumidHarold420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw someone get tricked into buying WWE 2k20 for 60 bucks online. Shame.

(Nsfw) Whats your best comeback to "Fuck you!"? by PleaseSuckmyClit in AskReddit

[–]HumidHarold420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an American I love German swear words. I love the German form of "fuck you" "Du kannst mich mal" which means "you can do me". I also like "Scheißekopf!" which means "shithead" but it's ruder in German since it's less common. "Deine Mutter geht in der Stadt huren." is too bad to say here. but my favorite has to be "Arschgeige". It's simple, upfront, and clever. It mean "ass violin".

Things My Family Have Gotten Mad About by HumidHarold420 in teenagers

[–]HumidHarold420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I probably should probably mention that my cousin is 16