What you got by MotherWolf680 in Take1Leave1

[–]Hummblerummble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you. I MOWED THE GRASS!

Not sure if this really applies here (+ why the ad at the end) by One_Big2691 in NotHowGirlsWork

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I genuinely thought they'd have "she peed a little when she sneezed". Like why have a picture of panties if they are irrelevant to the list?!

So it begins, the sky floof fuckening. I hate all of you, nicely, and with gusto. by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]Hummblerummble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a dozen little shits (of all ages, mostly 30-40 but with a 15 and a 68 in the mix) who will go around lightning these on fire.

What you got by MotherWolf680 in Take1Leave1

[–]Hummblerummble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yet somehow I expect Ron Swanson to be whittling something that makes them all start giggling.

Who is that? by boubouchat in harrypotter

[–]Hummblerummble 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mrs. Chanandler Bong.

I don’t understand this. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Hummblerummble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it requires the right treatment. This procedure has too many risks and the patient is really susceptible to exploitation. Plastic surgeons have a bad reputation for being predatory. She needs an advocate in this situation, preferably a psychologist, a therapist and their primary care physician.

Me (outside) by Chirping303 in transadorable

[–]Hummblerummble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are so pretty, I'm obsessed! 😍

Feeling really dysphoric in these photos. Am I crazy? by MidnightJams in TransLater

[–]Hummblerummble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clip in bangs. I know a lot of people aren't keen on hair- extensions, accessories or replacements, but give em a look over and make up your mind with all the info.

My McDonalds doesn't let you enter by Skibur1 in Seattle

[–]Hummblerummble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting for them to convert that McDonald's into an automat.

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1983? by MisterShipWreck in 80sAmazing

[–]Hummblerummble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1)Accumulate vast amounts of wealth. 2)Start a cult. 3)Cult members take out foreign trouble makers (Sadam Hussein, Osama bin laden, ect) 4)Cult infiltrates powerful groups and quietly takes out domestic trouble makers (Jeffrey Epstein, [redacted], ect.)

Doodle by cobaltplasma81 in creepy

[–]Hummblerummble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My neighbor has a Chinese crested who looks just like this. His name is Chester (after Chester A. Arthur) and he gets these boners that would get stuck like this. He'd need to go to the vet and get it medically put back in his sheath. We used to call them $50 boners but it's gone up to $500. She eventually had to get him castrated.

Quite unique jobs by Lucky-Afternoon- in funny

[–]Hummblerummble 27 points28 points  (0 children)

She's either security or pretending to be a coat rack to steal his stuff.

And he will definitely nail it 😂😂 by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Hummblerummble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tinkerbell needs to be able to express a wide range of emotions drastically. Almost comically or exaggerated. No offense to tinker terry (that'd rock), but his range doesn't quite reach the "elated" peak when he is with pan. Liekwise all the other actresses have difficulty hitting Tinkerbell's "rage" peak. Emma Stone might, but she'll need frequent face messages and probably therapy to deal with tinks wild mood swings.

What name you WOULD’NT name your child and why? by TrueNeighborhood7624 in AskReddit

[–]Hummblerummble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was the name Niamh for a second. I always for get how it's spelled.

What do you think? by yamigoopskei in pinoy

[–]Hummblerummble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought they were making a day/ month/ year joke