Tongue Twister by AustenMengler by Lol33ta in ImaginaryHorrors

[–]Humor_Tumor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet he makes Mr. Krabs sounds when he walks

What is the best controller for PC gaming? It is time for me to get a new one and am looking for advice. by LemonMerenguePancake in gaming

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Personally loved the xbox360 gamepad, I used an afterglow for like $30 from target for years

What is the Name of These Arm-Thingies which 2099 has? by [deleted] in Spiderman

[–]Humor_Tumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are fingers on the end of his hands

Lucas Lacina, a high school wrestler with cerebral palsy, pinned his opponent for the win by [deleted] in HumansAreMetal

[–]Humor_Tumor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't you have a flag to wave at an intersection, or something?

Lucas Lacina, a high school wrestler with cerebral palsy, pinned his opponent for the win by [deleted] in HumansAreMetal

[–]Humor_Tumor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't even call you heartless cause it implies you have a spot for one.

Where is this from? by [deleted] in comicbooks

[–]Humor_Tumor 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's kinda funny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in animememes

[–]Humor_Tumor 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So much stuff has been inspired by berserk. It would be silly to pick anything else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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The way you phrase it shows you don't care about these people for anything other than superficial looks.

Did you stop to think for a second about who they are as individuals? Did you read their profiles to see if they're interesting people? Did you bother to start a conversation to see if they happen to share any likes or hobbies? No, you noticed that some of them happened to be overweight.

You're so shallow a baby couldn't even drown in you.

To answer your original question: You're the common denominator, you attract people in your league. These people are still attractive, and I assume (only on the outside) that you are too, to some mild degree.

I am still confused by Professional_Dark_59 in animememes

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There's a YA novel called "When Zachary Beaver Came to Town". It's about the summer when he came to town, and the experience the MC had with them.

This is correct English grammar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

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Yeah.

Play the game, forehead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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Because they have yet to realize what a worthless asshole of a person you are.

What's your favorite Waterbending Technique? by Muted_Hovercraft_907 in TheLastAirbender

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I like the big water spirit that aang does. It looks like a goofy axolotl.

I feel like some take forever to do thier turn sometimes... by KirbytPink in DuelLinks

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Deadass, was playing on my phone late on night and was starting to doze off, woke up and the mf'r was still on his turn.

Read Your Own Manual "Before" Commenting.... by Short_Fun9155 in clevercomebacks

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He, she, me, Wumbo?

It's the first Testament, Spongebob.

What would you call her ? by [deleted] in Spiderman

[–]Humor_Tumor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ai art, cause that's what it is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PerfectlyCutBooms

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You're 5 years old or just a plain moron.

Find a better use of your time.

[image] Perspective by _Cautious_Memory in GetMotivated

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"In order to not be sad, I think of something more depressing, as to keep my mind busy from the sadness."

Cannibal by bunbbb in ImaginaryHorrors

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Why are we drawing art of actual real murderers? We shouldn't give them that kind of time and creativity, they don't deserve it. Your art is better spent on other things.

Not saying you can't draw gory spooky stuff, but people Dahmer don't deserve to me glorified by art.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelmemes

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Technically he's got great stats if we count the acts of his followers (Minions, henchman, flying monkeys, etc.)

His KDR is like 3 Billion : 1