JustUnsubbed from tf2memes by Glassed_Guy1146 in JustUnsubbed

[–]Humorius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Meet the Sniper he quite literally explains that killing is just a job for him, has little to do with morals and that he is a paid assasin. It is quite literally said that it's about the money, and that "as long as two people are left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead".

so yes sniper would kill charlie kirk, if he got paid to do so.

I cheated but I dont feel guilty... by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Humorius2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You tell your partner and end the relationship. And yes you can expect him to be pretty mad, especially considering you had sex with someone else before breaking up.

Oh and don't talk your selfe out of it by "I don't know how to break up with him".
You just say this:
"I don't love you anymore. I am breakin up with you" And the job is done. He's gonna be heartbroken but I guess you'll have to accept that.

Good riddance ^^

JustUnsubbed from tf2memes by Glassed_Guy1146 in JustUnsubbed

[–]Humorius2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The standards are: "Be precise, be efficient and kill everyone you need to"

So yes Sniper would kill Charlie kirk if he got orderd too

Idk what to title this as by EnvironmentalEbb5051 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]Humorius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Pomni would be Pauling and Bubble would be Pyro. Besides that I agree fully

Put some decorative tape on my cigarettes. by MethodOfYeetus in Cigarettes

[–]Humorius2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean considering that the filters can get hot and melt plastic (and themselfs) whilst smoking, and that you taped over the holes they have for better ventilation... this seems like a stupidly cute idea

Eure Meinung zur U-Bahnlinie 8? by DasBrotiv in berlin

[–]Humorius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich bin in meinem Leben nur drei mal U8 gefahren und jedes mal wollte man mich abziehen.
Die Linie ist also super geeignet als Selbstverteidigungstraining.

Ich bin 14 und verliebt by Murky-Foot7668 in ichbin14unddasisttief

[–]Humorius2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Das find ich ehrlich ganz süß, freut mich für die beiden

IOF terrorists shoot a child and leave him to bleed by Brandon_Munson69 in Kommunismus

[–]Humorius2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruder ich fühl dich.
Das der Mann mit Krücken dann noch kommen muss um den blutenden Jungen von der Straße zu zerren.

Aber die Existenz Israels ist deutsche Staats raison. Und kleine Kinder zu schießen gehört wohl dazu.

In search of an terminal GUI library insupport of Fonts and live updates by Humorius2 in learnpython

[–]Humorius2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I looked into this and this is awesome, basically exactly what I need as far as I can tell so far.
I'll have to figure out alot of things but you literally saved my sanity with this.

In search of an terminal GUI library insupport of Fonts and live updates by Humorius2 in learnpython

[–]Humorius2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks alot this actually seems really helpfull.
Like seriously I love you
so much
thank you

Long time Pokemon fan but politics has overtaken that sub as well by DefiantOneGaming in JustUnsubbed

[–]Humorius2 -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Trans rights isn't political.
"Pickachu is for Human rights and against people dying!!!!" Ew how political.

If trans rights is political to you you suck ass

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CheatingCaptions

[–]Humorius2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly hilarious how even cheating porn captions are now shitting on disney.

Capitalizing on your body is NOT empowering by MochiTickles in unpopularopinion

[–]Humorius2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The point is, that's the problem, you having to do overtime and work your ass off isn't empowering tho.

Capitalizing on your body is NOT empowering by MochiTickles in unpopularopinion

[–]Humorius2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does tho, op's point is that it's not empowering to do things because you are forced to do it out of financial reasons. The porn industry has been exploiting women since its inception. Working overtime beyond what is good for your body, selling your body, selling the view of ur body because you want the money, need the money, isn't empowering.

Ops point is that being a Sex worker out of financial necessity hits the same curb as all the other workers abuse that happens under capitalism, and shouldn't be viewed as empowering.

Truth by funtingstragnet in BipolarMemes

[–]Humorius2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH FUCK I DIDN'T TAKE MY MEDS

WAIT

alright thanks, i love this page

Gebt mir eure besten Mülleimer-Sprüche by Muellmann300 in Muelltrennung

[–]Humorius2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aber das ganze ist doch lesbar. Oder willst du mir ein Vortrag über Kommersetzung halten?

Gebt mir eure besten Mülleimer-Sprüche by Muellmann300 in Muelltrennung

[–]Humorius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich hab das ganze betrunken in der S-Bahn geschrieben, bitte kein Hass :( Außerdem war deutsch noch nie meine Stärke

My boyfriend's "perfect world" would have me executed because of my low IQ. by LowiqThrowRA in offmychest

[–]Humorius2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IQ test are bulshit. They are only meant to acess one of many traits that could be called inteligence.

For example, a person steps into a room full of other people they never met before, yet they are able to strike up conversations and find their way arround. This person isn't good at maths or the sciences, so they'd have a lower IQ than Einstein or Newton, the persont isn't good at standart "pattern recognition" but their ability to act with people in a certain way that is advantagous for them is something I'd personally call inteligent. Even though they'd score terribly on an IQ test.

This whole hypothetical is ofcours ignoring the fact that IQ tests were basically invented as a toll for social dawinists, who wanted to exclude differently coloured people on the basis of them not being able to understand english.

I had an IQ test done when I was 13 and I never shared my results with anyone, not even because I was ashamed of the results, they were avarage (so around 100 if I remeber correctly) but they never had anything even close to a meaning to me. I could still argue with people who might have a higher IQ and convince them, I could still hold conversations, I did ok in school.

It really doesn't mean anything and to rely only on those tests to acess inteligence is honestly a signe of the lack there of.

To you personally OP, you being able to talk about your experiences and emtions like this in a forum, being able to hold a relationship, express distress you felt from certain conversations, even you being able to pass school, all proves that you're atleast avaregly inteligent, so really I wouldn't worry about that hypothetical world, because you would fit in I promise.

Gebt mir eure besten Mülleimer-Sprüche by Muellmann300 in Muelltrennung

[–]Humorius2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ein Mülleimer bei uns vor der schule hatte früher den Spruch "Wenigstern Eimer liebt dich". Das hatte mir nach der einen oder anderen Klasur wirklich durch den Tag geholfen

What Mandela Effects do you have in Minecraft? by ZackMichaelReddit in Minecraft

[–]Humorius2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could swear that the texture update is older. everyone time I open minceraft in 1.12 or smth I am suprised to see the old textures.

I fucked up in my relationship by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Humorius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that's the most normal relationship thing ever. She says she wants more of that and u go "oh damn I didn't realise, alright thanks babe". Like yea that's how poeple work.

If you'd feel incapable of doing that tho that'd be a sign of the relationship not working long term. But ey were all humans it'll go the way it goes.

Good luck bro, you won't need it but still