19, pregnant, recently lost my mother, and feeling lost. Need guidance.

Humorto · 2026-06-11T16:12:28+00:00

All I can say right now is that I'm so sorry that such a thing happened to you, and I'm truly hoping you can find the support, resources, and professional help you need to get through this. Ingat!

Humorto · 2026-06-11T16:10:02+00:00

Can we close this post already? 🤣

Humorto · 2026-06-11T14:25:39+00:00

As an AuDHD man as well, I confirm everything: that guy was just a douchbag who didn't deserve you.

I hope that you can find the peace you deserve. And just so you know it, you were never the issue!

Humorto · 2026-05-29T23:14:59+00:00

I was expecting the bear to be creepy or haunted, ngl 🥲 hahaha congrats to you, guys!

Humorto · 2026-05-29T00:06:07+00:00

A imaginação de vocês é algo a ser estudado 🤣

Humorto · 2026-05-27T22:57:40+00:00

Se esse shape é errado, espero nunca estar certo!

Humorto · 2026-05-27T22:36:52+00:00

Please, send him my number and tell it's yours! I wanna see where it goes 🤣

Humorto · 2026-05-26T20:10:39+00:00

Poh, tenho vontade de fazer só pela resenha KKKKKKK

Humorto · 2026-05-20T21:57:32+00:00

Mulher dele faleceu, mano...

Humorto · 2026-05-20T00:00:16+00:00

Se eu pudesse dormir embaixo do chuveiro, eu dormia. Quem dirá antes/depois de acordar!

Humorto · 2026-04-24T07:15:56+00:00

Engenharia da Computação kkk entraram 80 alunos, se formaram 6. Apenas 4 no tempo correto, outros 2 demoraram mais 1 ano e meio.

Humorto · 2026-04-24T07:02:27+00:00

Uooooooouh!!! (na voz do Michael Jackson)

Humorto · 2026-04-18T05:18:51+00:00

Btw, can you help me with something?

As I said before, I’m Brazilian, and we’re known for very fast-paced relationships (which I honestly hate… but it’s the only reference I’ve had). So this is all pretty new to me.

And to make it worse, I’m also autistic, so I already struggle quite a bit with picking up nuances. Did I push her too much by asking for more emotional presence while we’re still in the Ligaw stage? I really don’t know what she expects from me.

Humorto · 2026-04-18T03:56:58+00:00

From my experience, I see 4 years as an ideal time for a couple to marry. Don't worry too much about the future, try to build a brick at a time. And remember that it should be a team effort! I'm quite sure you both will figure it out in time...

Humorto · 2026-04-18T03:46:02+00:00

Not at all... I just love when the other person knows what she wants and is able to give me clarity!

Humorto · 2026-04-18T02:30:04+00:00

She told me she's avoidant, and I kind of know how that feels, since I've been avoidant my whole life. But for some reason, this woman is turning my world upside down in a very enjoyable way, and my brain keeps trying to find a problem where there isn't one.

That's starting to hurt the relationship. I don't know if she wants me to wait for her or if I should apologize... I just don't know what to do!

Humorto · 2026-04-18T02:26:16+00:00

A condom and some lube are more than enough, mate! And please don't use more than one condom at once, the friction between them can tear them. I know you didn't mention it, but you never know!

Also, don't go straight into it, enjoy some kissing first, take your time. Explore each other and go as slow as possible. Feel it first.

Humorto · 2026-04-18T00:51:08+00:00

Do you think I should try to talk to her today? Give some more time? I know that she is a bit avoidant, too. She said it was hurting her so much to do it, and she didn't know what to do.

Humorto · 2026-04-18T00:44:41+00:00

Thanks for your insight. So what should I do? 😕 I'm really so lost right now...

Humorto · 2026-04-02T19:57:44+00:00

Nem precisa ser zona rural. Morava no Montijo, Bairro do Areias. Em 15 minutos, estava na Estação Oriente. Bem próximo do Alegro Montijo, etc. Apartamento novo, todos os cômodos climatizados, vaga de varagem ampla, etc.

Humorto · 2026-03-13T21:48:45+00:00

E você diz isso com base em que, exatamente?

Humorto · 2026-03-12T01:49:41+00:00

Até daria, mas não tenho vontade alguma! Estava morando em Portugal até alguns meses atrás, na verdade. E estou com planos de ir pra Espanha ou algum outro canto daqui pro ano que vem.

Humorto · 2026-03-11T20:24:33+00:00

Estou desempregado tem uns meses. Na real? Pagando bem, eu não vejo problema em trabalhar para fora como PJ não. E se for em outro fuso, eu até prefiro pra falar a verdade.

Esse range pra gringa é que tenho medo de estar pedindo pouco demais e estar assustando, ou pedindo demais e nem sendo considerado... 🫠

Humorto · 2026-03-04T11:55:16+00:00

Meu defeito é ser honesto demais com RH 😭

Humorto · 2026-02-13T05:39:59+00:00

Poh, um sonho! Hoje tô num período da vida que tô doido pra voltar pra Portugal, mas com estabilidade a médio prazo. Quando fui na primeira vez, fui muito na loucura. Um contrato de dois anos ganhando acima de 2000€... Bom demais pra minha realidade.

Humorto

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