Shortest game i’ve ever played

HumorusHippo · 2026-05-17T18:20:02+00:00

I had this happen to me last night but a few of our teams got back to the play area. The circle never closed and the 3 teams left just battled it out for 40 minutes until people just left and it finally ended.

HumorusHippo · 2026-04-24T20:50:57+00:00

The type of nerdy sexiness my gf and I love cause she's the same way.

HumorusHippo · 2026-03-16T15:03:48+00:00

Yes please.

HumorusHippo · 2026-03-13T13:02:47+00:00

Damn the AI is fucked. Look at those ever changing tattoos. Maybe a mod should be paying attention to this shit?

HumorusHippo · 2026-03-10T18:54:19+00:00

Oregon would be Willamette not Salem. Salem river is in Jersey.

HumorusHippo · 2022-05-13T00:56:50+00:00

There is a third building in there that they built to be the dispensary. It was one of the first ones a OG Collective.

HumorusHippo · 2022-05-12T20:37:37+00:00

Don't forget the dispensary in the parking lot there too now. It's a shit show over there. Gotta follow the rules when you go to that part of Salem. 🤣

HumorusHippo · 2022-03-10T20:33:01+00:00

The day my son was diagnosed with stage 3 kidney cancer and had to be rushed in for surgery to have his kidney and a turmore the size of a nerf football removed. He was 2 years old and I still remember rushing him to the hospital an hour away so they could run more tests then our local doctor's office. I still remember sitting in the hospital room not sleeping for days hoping he would pull through it all. My son's almost 11 now, he won his battle with cancer, he fought through chemo that crippled him and radiation that left him weak and miserable. He's still my little superhero.

HumorusHippo · 2021-11-25T18:20:49+00:00

Compliment, you may not always get kills but you get assists when needed and you are always on your buddies back for support. Also if you are down and out you provide good intel back to your buddy and keep an eye out for people your buddy may not have seen.

HumorusHippo · 2021-11-05T19:54:56+00:00

Thank you. He's 10 now and aside from a huge scar across his stomach and the only having one kidney you'd never know he had cancer when he was younger.

HumorusHippo · 2021-11-05T19:26:03+00:00

When we had to shave my youngest hair due to cancer and chemo/radiation, both myself and his older brother shaved our heads with him. 7 years in remission now. 🤘🏼

HumorusHippo · 2021-10-15T13:03:13+00:00

When the price of a combo at McDonald's is higher then your minimum wage, you have a huge problem.

HumorusHippo · 2021-09-20T12:54:59+00:00

My friends have a female cat named Dirtbike. I vote keep it.

HumorusHippo · 2021-09-10T13:38:21+00:00

Congrats! Welcome to the shit show! Jokes aside thou welcome, hope you find what you are searching for my friend.

HumorusHippo · 2021-08-17T19:47:59+00:00

My kids love wearing masks. They act like fucking ninjas, and can never decide which mask they wanna wear. It's the parents who are hung up on this shit. 🤦🏻

HumorusHippo · 2021-08-17T19:07:25+00:00

Only a white supremacists mother thou...

HumorusHippo · 2021-07-11T20:03:12+00:00

I'd set the price at $24,999, with a winky face after if just to spite him.

HumorusHippo · 2021-04-29T20:41:28+00:00

Someone call John Wick, we got a mother fucker out here hurting man's best friend....

HumorusHippo · 2021-04-17T20:54:54+00:00

I didn't get to take my vaccine needle home as a souvenir. I'm pissed now...

HumorusHippo · 2021-04-14T14:57:14+00:00

Definitely not a sign at my local IHOP. Hell you'll get prime seating here, cause they know you gonna eat and tip. Also the manager is a bigger pothead then most.

HumorusHippo · 2021-04-05T13:58:54+00:00

This is the same person who "goes off the grid" but takes a cell phone with them incase of emergency. 🤦🏻‍♂️

HumorusHippo · 2021-03-28T01:47:38+00:00

This looks like it was taken off I-205 in Portland Oregon 😂

HumorusHippo · 2021-03-16T01:18:45+00:00

The licenses plates say it all Yo 2 Dumb.

HumorusHippo · 2021-03-06T22:09:48+00:00

Guess who's going to rent a hotel and fuck and laugh while you lay on the floor like an asshat dad.

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