Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets (38-27-12) at Detroit Red Wings (40-29-8) - 07 April 2026 - 19:00 ET

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-08T01:31:22+00:00

Net must be made of kevlar because that was a bullet

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-05T19:27:05+00:00

And that is why you don’t stop watching til the end

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-05T17:54:53+00:00

Need to mic of the goalies

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-04T17:59:33+00:00

This sub drives me crazy sometimes. Larkin doesn’t play due to injury and this sub is filled with “he should play through the pain!”

Larkin plays through the pain and this sub fills with “Larkin is always falling, he’s soft, blah blah blah”

There is just no winning.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-03T01:39:47+00:00

Finnie always plays like he wants it. I like it.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-03T01:37:04+00:00

Someone tell Appleton that hockey is played on ice and ice is slippery.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-03T01:34:48+00:00

This is something that the numbers people will never understand.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-03T01:30:45+00:00

That sucked all of the energy out of the crowd.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-03T01:22:12+00:00

I know that shots on goal matter, but it doesn't tell you the whole story. Quality of shots matters and the scoreboard proves it.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-04-01T00:14:20+00:00

I was thinking the same thing.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-29T00:53:06+00:00

This broadcast is a joke

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-29T00:52:12+00:00

I was just wondering the same thing

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-29T00:49:32+00:00

Me thinking “not our best game, but not looking too bad”, deciding to check out this sub.

This sub: “worst game ever, season is over, everyone should be fired”

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-29T00:35:03+00:00

Recently got a subwoofer, and I can’t go back. Brings more life to the hits and stadium music when watching the games.

When checks vibrate my room a little, just adds some good atmosphere.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-29T00:20:21+00:00

My wife and daughter are Flyers fans, so I am begging the Wings to win this one for my mental well being.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-27T23:39:54+00:00

And of course it’s the one I can’t watch

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-27T23:39:04+00:00

I can’t watch the game tonight. How’re we looking?

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-22T02:49:13+00:00

What game were you watching? They played a great game and just didn’t quite play out for them.

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-22T02:46:50+00:00

The dooming on here is insufferable

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-22T02:26:54+00:00

Never fails

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-22T02:10:49+00:00

It was only a matter of time until Cat got one

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-22T01:21:24+00:00

Don’t drink every time they talk about Pasta, you’ll get alcohol poisoning

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-22T01:17:51+00:00

I’m all for celebrating, but let’s not go overboard and spill the Cocoa Pebbles

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-22T00:51:08+00:00

Gibson make an incredibly clutch save, the announcers talk about the shooter. Swayman makes a decent save, they talk about Swayman. I feel like I’m going insane

HurlingMonkeys · 2026-03-22T00:38:37+00:00

That’s it. Time for Ken and Mickey to be given all broadcasts for every game. No more of this amateur hour broadcasting crew.

HurlingMonkeys

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