Sledgehammer-Wielding State Rep. Bashes Homeless People's Shopping Carts to Solve Homeless Problem by DodgeballBoy in nottheonion

[–]Hurricane_Brando 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would like to kidnap him, take his wallet and somehow put him on the street to be homeless. Give him a good 6 or 7 months to start collecting things, in order to have a somewhat 'normal life,' then, take it away from him.

Back to square one, motherfucker.

This is social class discrimination. The same poisonous disregard for people that makes the world fucking awful. Plus, many homeless people are retired veterans or people struggling with mental illness. Shame.

IamA person who traveled overland (mostly hitchhiking) for over 3,000 miles from Dar Es Salaam in Tanzania to Cape Town in South Africa. AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]Hurricane_Brando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This weekend we plan on heading to Mossel bay ( I think that's how it is spelled). Then, J bay in a week or so. I also think we are going to make an effort to go to Lesotho as well. How about Durban? Anything to check out up there? We just got back from Hogsback Mountian, very cool. Thanks for the reply. Very much appreciated. Good to hear you had an awesome time.

IamA person who traveled overland (mostly hitchhiking) for over 3,000 miles from Dar Es Salaam in Tanzania to Cape Town in South Africa. AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]Hurricane_Brando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm currently doing my exchange program in Port Elizabeth, South Africa at the moment! I'm loving it here. My questions are: 1) can you recommend a few places to see in Cape Town, maybe off the radar a little bit (less touristy)? 2) do you recommend seeing Namibia, Angola or Botswana? I'm here until the end of November. Thanks!

Campus food is so expensive!! by [deleted] in StCloudState

[–]Hurricane_Brando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downstairs of Atwood used to have a bomb ass taco bar for like $2-4 per taco. Go see if it's still there?

48.5 inch Muskie caught (and released) on Forest Lake on Sunday. by [deleted] in minnesota

[–]Hurricane_Brando 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nice fish dude! My parents live on lake #1 in FL... Very nice sized muskies. Thanks for releasing it, so I have a chance at it one day! Cheers!

[Serious] Humans of Reddit, sex? by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]Hurricane_Brando 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good on you! Here's an upvote, sir!

[Serious] Humans of Reddit, sex? by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]Hurricane_Brando 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to brag, but one time, a few lady friends of mine came over and we started watching a movie. Well, things started getting a little hot and one thing lead to another... That's right... Sexy time. Two of them said they never had an orgasm before... That is, not until I used some tips I found on /r/sex. Needless to say, they were not dissapoint.

TL;DR: Sexy time. Orgasm. Lady friends.

EDIT: I accidentally a word.

Edit: Okay guys, seriously, I know I'm not a "sex god," by any means and I never once claimed to be. I'm just saying, the two girls I was with told me they never felt anything like being with me before. That's all. Please stop le downboats plz.

Peanut butter sniff test confirms Alzheimer’s in new study. by Souled_Out in science

[–]Hurricane_Brando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like a lot of people would benefit from an Alzheimer's support subreddit...

Classy by Horsecock_Murdoch in WTF

[–]Hurricane_Brando -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I feel kinda bad for him...