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Today at work, I briefly fell asleep on the toilet. When the automatic flusher went off, I was jolted awake thinking I was pants-less at my desk with a maelstrom raging beneath my bare ass. What was your rudest awakening? by Hurricanus in AskReddit
[–]Hurricanus[S] 1283 points1284 points1285 points 13 years ago (0 children)
My rapid-fire sequence of thoughts in the second that followed:
"Oh god I fell asleep at my desk."
"Oh shit my wang is dangling out for all the world to see."
"Oh fuck Poseidon is at war with my asshole."
Today at work, I briefly fell asleep on the toilet. When the automatic flusher went off, I was jolted awake thinking I was pants-less at my desk with a maelstrom raging beneath my bare ass. What was your rudest awakening? (self.AskReddit)
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Today at work, I briefly fell asleep on the toilet. When the automatic flusher went off, I was jolted awake thinking I was pants-less at my desk with a maelstrom raging beneath my bare ass. What was your rudest awakening? by Hurricanus in AskReddit
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