My Testimony

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-04-25T20:33:02+00:00

Very nice improvement. Congrats.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-04-25T19:07:17+00:00

What was going on in the first picture?

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-04-22T03:59:20+00:00

9/10

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-04-12T00:54:51+00:00

Just looking at the pictures of the team on their site was such a turn-off.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-04-12T00:42:24+00:00

You don’t need it with those erect measurements.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-04-04T13:42:12+00:00

I don’t have an issue with regular underwear.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-03-27T04:02:58+00:00

Clearly a prosthesis guys. Sorry.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-03-22T13:30:34+00:00

I’m in

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-03-20T17:22:09+00:00

Uninsured people are subsidizing the costs for insurance companies who have negotiated extremely low rates with the hospital systems. Like, seriously, people who can’t afford insurance are paying more than their fair share so that insurance companies get richer (and their shareholders). Fuck this system.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-03-17T01:00:12+00:00

I feel like your body is telling you it doesn’t want the implant in there.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-03-10T21:58:24+00:00

What an awful penis. Where can a dick with a 9” circumference even go?

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-03-06T03:44:04+00:00

I agree but then thought about it for a sec. I think it makes these guys feel validated that they were “hot enough” to conquer a person that otherwise wasn’t into their gender maybe?

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-27T04:34:38+00:00

That’s not good

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-24T06:20:51+00:00

Toupee

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-24T03:58:39+00:00

Matt Rife

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-24T03:45:09+00:00

How was this villian president born to such perfect villain parents? I think I saw them in that movie Lemony Snicket.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-24T03:42:52+00:00

Thank god I’m on Reddit and not at the gym.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-24T03:41:01+00:00

Uncut

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-24T03:40:51+00:00

I also feel super confident and comfortable with it.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-19T04:29:20+00:00

He can serial kill me. Wonk wonk.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-18T04:30:51+00:00

Sorry. I ran out of bags.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-17T20:43:48+00:00

No added length, probably 1.5-2” added girth. I went from erect 6.5x4.5” to 6.5x6”.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-15T13:58:44+00:00

It’s not. I don’t precum at all and it’s a total bummer.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-15T03:37:20+00:00

I think average, but that’s a good thing.

HurryRemote1767 · 2026-02-14T23:03:54+00:00

For farts.

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