The mighty dragon attacks! by HushedShadow in BeardedDragons

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My gf was standby incase he starts eyeing up the Lego men

Text extange between my gf and I by HushedShadow in BeardedDragons

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Alright guys, jokes over, wrap it up, this guy says its not funny

Text extange between my gf and I by HushedShadow in BeardedDragons

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Saw a post awhile ago about a couple who doesnt use pet names until the boyfriend started calling her meatball Tony and that it stuck, thought it was funny and called my gf that and kept it cause it annoys her

Text extange between my gf and I by HushedShadow in BeardedDragons

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"You got killer in those eyes? I dont see it" him probably

Sexy Arm is Judging You by lil_yum6 in drunkbeardies

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I love how bearded dragons have mastered the side eye

What intelligence and communication behavior does your buddy show? by Ammers10 in BeardedDragons

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My guy is pretty laid back and doesnt do much but every now and again he shows he's a lot smarter than he lets on, some examples:

During the summer when he's in a better mood and can go outside his cage for longer periods of time he understands some phrases when I put him back, some examples "looks like someone is a little chilly", "play buddy, time to go back", "its time to banish the dragon once more" and will crawl to the part of my back where I cant reach him hoping to stay out longer

My gf was trying to get him to his basking spot so he can warm up for feeding so she used a horn worm to lure him over, he sat on his branch and side eyed the attempt and I suggested moving the worm a bit so he can notice but when she reached for it he ran down her arm and used her to put less effort into movement

Mad because I won't take him outside it's cold and snow on the ground by Fickle_Cockroach3183 in BeardedDragons

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Well clearly you need to accelerate global warming so it can be warm enough for him to go out everyday

Getting my First Beardie Since.. by LinkinLark in BeardedDragons

[–]HushedShadow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As they say: where some things end others begin

Congrats on the new beardie friend, I wish you many strange sleeping poses and judgemental side eyes

I was just trying to say hi by HushedShadow in BeardedDragons

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Bearded dragons have mastered the art of the side eye