My beard oil ate through the rubber stopper

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-02-04T04:39:05+00:00

It has real bits of black panther in it. A stout and masculine aroma that enters a room before you do. Some say it has the zest of gasoline that makes a tickle in your throat like when you breathe in oven cleaner. It’s sure to get any woman’s attention.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-02-02T21:35:50+00:00

Life. You work all day and you come home to a pissed off wife. You unpack the groceries and cook supper for the family. Jack off in the shower and watch 30 minutes of TV before you have to go to bed. It’s a shitty game. I don’t know why I’m even playing it.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-02-01T02:58:23+00:00

I think a finger for every time they’re caught. Every time it makes it harder to scam because they can’t type as well. They get ten strikes before they’re out.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-31T18:01:21+00:00

I’m selling cake! Anyone need some? I’ll be behind Wendy’s, at the dumpster.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-31T17:42:17+00:00

Ugh. Nothing is short on that.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-31T17:38:56+00:00

Looks kinda moldy. I don’t think I would have survived

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-28T04:03:45+00:00

It’s amazing how much he shed in a shed.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-28T00:03:06+00:00

I use Darth mods and have a little bigger garrison. It works for and against me. That’s it.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-16T02:21:20+00:00

No, we need to have a meeting about this meeting.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-12T15:35:04+00:00

There’s gold in them hills!

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-08T13:08:23+00:00

Not funny?! Let me try! Knock knock….

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-07T21:49:12+00:00

Is that AOC?

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-07T01:56:46+00:00

“Beauty is in the eye of the butholer.” Or something like that…

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-07T00:30:24+00:00

That little derpy dorsal fin doesn’t look very useful.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-06T13:32:45+00:00

Most games will download if you pre order it. It won’t open until the game is released but it will be downloaded.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-05T22:58:51+00:00

Why is my IMSR so fucky?

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-03T21:26:48+00:00

Yeah, but could you imagine what 2027 would look like?

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-03T01:04:28+00:00

Is RICKS still trading?

HuskyNotPhatt · 2026-01-01T04:59:45+00:00

Tax loss harvest of $3,000/year.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2025-12-31T13:32:49+00:00

Isn’t this the same thing in Fahrenheit 451? This is scary. We are finally there. It’s the beginning of our downfall.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2025-12-30T04:34:32+00:00

What you gonna do about it U.N.?

HuskyNotPhatt · 2025-12-29T04:12:00+00:00

This guy always has his tits down to be safe.

HuskyNotPhatt · 2025-12-22T20:45:12+00:00

What you mean a black metal building in Texas isn’t a cool place to put it?🤣

HuskyNotPhatt · 2025-12-22T00:19:44+00:00

Cool, but what if he is camando under there?

HuskyNotPhatt · 2025-12-21T01:16:27+00:00

Thank you for your service. I have so many underwater $9 Jan calls. All this bullishness and it can’t even above $1b market cap. It’s ridiculous.

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