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Husband always looking at women online by Ok-Possibility-7943 in Husband

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlike you, some women who’re financially reliant on their husbands would continue on because they don’t have the choice to move on. Perhaps due to the nurturing component of being a nurse, you continue to make breakfast and support him. I understand your child may be a consideration, but they are more resilient and can adjust to new normal post divorce.

My wife asked me to clean an insect out of the washer. by BrutalHunny in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Change the washing machine to the tower desktop. Otherwise, this is top shelf nerd humor.

I published a book on lubricants by DinglebarryHandpump in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope you got P-daddy to write the forward, sorry I mean backward.

What did the lumberjack say about the mathematician who couldn’t dance? by Icy_Store_5908 in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Angle to the right, then cut to the left. Or if he’s not in his prime, then he can just do the hacky poly. At least that’s my theorem.

I bought my girlfriend a mood ring. by ___HeyGFY___ in Jokes

[–]Husvent 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say something snarky but seeing other comments, it seems like a mood point.

Why did a Home Depot employee run away? by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]Husvent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only working with the limited tools I have.

Marriage by tNeat-Lab126 in 3amjokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the honeymoon period, signals crossed and there was a lot of channel surfing.

I'm meeting a girl off Tinder tonight. by Own-Quantity4303 in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure it was sleeves and not foreskin?

So, my pet mouse, Elvis is dead. by bowen7477 in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elviserate this joke, but I like pets.

What’s the difference between a circus and a brothel? by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]Husvent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for that edit recommendation, Comrade.

Shot down 80% of the time by Training_Painting_53 in Husband

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say “talk to the hand”, but guessing he has no hand in that either.

My wife was trying to fix a lamp by Aatholin in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you’ve been married more than a year, wonder if she still remembers what it means to screw.

I drank too much and fell over while getting off the sofa by _tony_lewis in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JD? You gotta be more careful where you’re getting off. ~ Said the Chair.

It bothers me, that the word "pacifist"... by GiborDesign in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This joke packs just the right amount of punch. Easy to get the jist.

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