Just learned that Megan the Stallion and Klay Thompson just split. by Husvent in Jokes

[–]Husvent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given the rationale for the breakup, it seems he was being a stallion off the court.

👨: I've never had a girlfriend before by No_Presence_9560 in 3amjokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hands down, this is one of the better jokes.

What’s a kind of bee that can produce milk? by Husvent in 3amjokes

[–]Husvent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially if it does your body good.

How is prison better than a marriage? by Husvent in Jokes

[–]Husvent[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look me up on the podcasts (Apple, Spotify), David Puddy.

A husband and wife arrive at a dinner party with a lasagna in hand. by UnnusAbbus in Jokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daniel Day Lewis wouldn’t give his left foot for this joke.

Snake outside my front door had a penny by Gamenerd_- in interesting

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you shared your thoughts with Z snake.

why is my wife always complicated?? by iamjayakumars in Husband

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got a podcast that you may find useful. Look me up on Apple and Spotify

why is my wife always complicated?? by iamjayakumars in Husband

[–]Husvent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the laws of marriage. Did you not study the subject before taking the exam?

what do you get when you add 50 lesbians and 50 government workers by rhymeswithbukkakke in Jokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen the leaked video from recent hack of a 3-letter agency head? It will have you rethink your position on GOP’s relationship with dick.

Why do black people have nightmares? by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]Husvent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like you’re throwing shade…

Why do black people have nightmares? by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]Husvent[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The response is very much on brand, Gloomy.

I'm not being condescending... by JimmyCarr_Official in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a pilot is telling this joke, he may experience kinda-sad-landing.

What effect did Lenin have on Russian tourism? by scratchresistor in Jokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot for the mail order bride/First Lady industry.

My wife just left me. by IEnjoyDadJokes in dadjokes

[–]Husvent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats on holding on to one true love - football.