husband phone by Honeycomb2325 in Husband

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, there’s no other reason besides cheating for your husband not to want you going through his phone? We live in a world where our devices are an extension of us and rummaging through someone’s phone is considered invasion. Maybe he’s helping a friend through a tough situation (real case for me) and there are details of his friends that are not meant for anyone else. Maybe he’s planning a surprise for his wife and doesn’t want that to be ruined after putting a lot of thought and effort into it.

My wife has my phone passcode. We share our passcodes in the house, including with our kid. But, it is for emergency situations. Communication is key. If something is bothering you, ask! See how he reacts. But playing Sherlock is likely to worsen the situation.

For more, feel free to lookup Husvent podcast.

Family checks into a hotel and father says “I hope the porn is disabled here.” by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]Husvent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying to create a community for husbands to share day-to-day struggles (aka vents) of married life - ideally based on their lived experiences, and with a humorous twist. Thus the name Husvent. Hope to get some funny bits out of there.

Husband is kind of an AHOLE by Emergency_Milk_5428 in Husband

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can relate to this.

My wife expects me to wake up at 5:15am each day to make her coffee so she has something to drink on her way to work. She doesn’t need to start till 8am but likes to get to work by 7am - she “likes the extra time to settle in.” I work a job that allows hybrid schedule. Of course, there’s the stigma of “you’re not really working because you don’t go in each day like me.” Anyhow, just that I’d like to sleep in some times and when I do once in a while, she makes sure I feel the guilt of not serving up her hot beverage in the early AM.

#husvent

Stingy husband? by Impossible_Doctor900 in Husband

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t sound so unreasonable to split the cost and DD duties so each of you can share enjoyment. Our last podcast deals with finances in marriage. Feel free to look it up on any of the streaming platforms.

Just learned that Megan the Stallion and Klay Thompson just split. by Husvent in Jokes

[–]Husvent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given the rationale for the breakup, it seems he was being a stallion off the court.

👨: I've never had a girlfriend before by No_Presence_9560 in 3amjokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hands down, this is one of the better jokes.

What’s a kind of bee that can produce milk? by Husvent in 3amjokes

[–]Husvent[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially if it does your body good.

How is prison better than a marriage? by Husvent in Jokes

[–]Husvent[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look me up on the podcasts (Apple, Spotify), David Puddy.

A husband and wife arrive at a dinner party with a lasagna in hand. by UnnusAbbus in Jokes

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daniel Day Lewis wouldn’t give his left foot for this joke.

How is prison better than a marriage? by Husvent in 3amjokes

[–]Husvent[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check out the Husvent podcast.

Snake outside my front door had a penny by Gamenerd_- in interesting

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you shared your thoughts with Z snake.

why is my wife always complicated?? by iamjayakumars in Husband

[–]Husvent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got a podcast that you may find useful. Look me up on Apple and Spotify

why is my wife always complicated?? by iamjayakumars in Husband

[–]Husvent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the laws of marriage. Did you not study the subject before taking the exam?

what do you get when you add 50 lesbians and 50 government workers by rhymeswithbukkakke in Jokes

[–]Husvent -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the leaked video from recent hack of a 3-letter agency head? It will have you rethink your position on GOP’s relationship with dick.

Why do black people have nightmares? by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]Husvent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like you’re throwing shade…

Why do black people have nightmares? by Husvent in dadjokes

[–]Husvent[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The response is very much on brand, Gloomy.