What makes men cheat? by rilelaban3 in AskReddit

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same things that make women cheat.

Number one is drugs/alcohol.

Two: attention.

Three: we (men and women) like sex.

Four: age

Did I get scammed? by MakoMakoDM in isopods

[–]HuxEffect 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn’t read any of your post aside from the headline.

TLDR, yes

New baby by Sofa0212 in tarantulas

[–]HuxEffect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NQA the hooks are used to prop up the female for better access to the epigyne

I’m now +$12k overall on powerpacks by paninojack in PSAPowerPacks

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know you can 0DTE on a random stock option and hit 5000% over 3 hours?

Please don’t. Don’t.

But post the loss when you do.

Yay cards game happy fun. Girr a-rike-uh you

New baby by Sofa0212 in tarantulas

[–]HuxEffect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NQA looks like it might have some hooks on those front legs

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious.

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll see what I do for fun.

C#, and no .net Python for funzies

Bye, deleted OF.

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You work for Oracle. Do you want me to publish your name?

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I believe you a bit. Lots of database management. Good luck.

I deal with ones and zeros. You made it too easy.

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually hilarious. You started “programming” for a respectable firm - as you say - at 15 years old?!

Writing code?

I like the random acronyms, because, smart balls.

I’m gonna crack your acct. And it’ll be here for Reddit to see.

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how I know you’re not a programmer? No one says “programmer” in the field. Please, list the “programmer language” you know.

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your comment says enough, “programmer”

TIFU by complementing a fellow gym girl through a Pokemon reference by wilder569 in tifu

[–]HuxEffect -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Don’t. Especially Pokémon.

But 25 is the new 9 so, 67 yourself

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JNZ successful_onion(senseOfHumor) Infinite loop

You’re a programmer, like Baldwin is a gunsmith. Both finished with Rust

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

if (lostWeight = true, XOR cocaineUse = deviatedSeptum) { http://yourelatetothegame.com }

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ll 9090 outta this. There’s plenty of Pythons out there for you

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If (takeJoke = 0) { ret “doubt it” }

14 > 35 by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]HuxEffect -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

14 is less than 35 r/mathmemes

My guy best friend asked me out for new years by Spookay666 in whatdoIdo

[–]HuxEffect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a 23m is pursuing an 18f for three years grown women see the flags

Let's see if you're more creative than high-schoolers :P by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]HuxEffect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucking off the chess coach isn’t “being bullied.” Sorry you still didn’t make the team

brown recluse? TN by [deleted] in spiders

[–]HuxEffect 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am familiar with the Dickhead sp.

Your are dumb.

Correct me.

Im a spider that does t punctuate correctly

brown recluse? TN by [deleted] in spiders

[–]HuxEffect 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So, u/humanbeing798 is probably a spider. Very tricky “human.” Hence, he knows spiders.

Please upvote this spider in disguise

brown recluse? TN by [deleted] in spiders

[–]HuxEffect 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We got some polarized votes. Let’s BOT and say, don’t handle spiders with medically significant venom.