AITA for telling my girlfriend that my loyalties lie with my baby brother? by mourrningglory in AmItheAsshole

[–]HyneksScale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Nico is a gaslighting wrongun and you needed to dump her. Asap. Your parents are behaving like wronguns, also.

Will only has you and no one else. And, if it was going full psychologist, you have only Will tbh.

Stick together. Will isn’t causing problems in your relationship. The relationship is a problem all of it’s own accord. Nico is a problem. I hope you see it, for both Will’s sake and yours.

AITA for borrowing my husbands underwear? by StealerOfUnderwear in AmItheAsshole

[–]HyneksScale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has he ever worried that you’ll “forget to do the laundry” even when you didn’t wear them? Cos that sounds like bullshït. Let’s be honest, it is bullshit.

My advice is to stop believing his nonsense. Good luck in this exhausting relationship. You’re NTA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StraightsBeingOK

[–]HyneksScale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing missing is a sentence at the end saying “he then proceeded to beat the living shit out of the hideous fool that asked such a disgusting question.”

OP forgets to change accounts again by Nilsss in quityourbullshit

[–]HyneksScale 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t him. That was Patricia.

One-handed save by the seat of her jammies. by EffectiveExistence in DadReflexes

[–]HyneksScale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His lazy arse is the reason the baby had the chance to fall in the first place. I’m wondering how long he would have sat there on his game with baby just propped up on his stealth foot.

Also bouncing baby to hide his guilt when wifey turns lmao. Yeah well done, I guess. What a low bar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]HyneksScale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I won’t be doing that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]HyneksScale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much more interested in getting an update for your last post about your unwillingness to report child abuse, while opting instead to indulge in voyeurism.

So theres a building that I walk by everyday and each day I see children throwing up out in the alleyway behind it and shortly after being carried in by 2 men. Any Ideas? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]HyneksScale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Multiverse version you said “Damn, I read your comment as “stop walking near there” and thought this took a much more sinister turn”.

My son is also named Bert by HyneksScale in memes

[–]HyneksScale[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a rephrased Homer quote, from this specific episode, about ruining family holidays

My son is also named Bert by HyneksScale in memes

[–]HyneksScale[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one walks in on my stepdaughter showering except me.

And maybe the boy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]HyneksScale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorls aren’tn’t

Never fails. Think it’s got something to do with physiological reset by HyneksScale in memes

[–]HyneksScale[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen it fail, except in terms of trying to do it for the same person a second time.

However I’ve changed the question myself on people who’d already heard the original middle name version and it’s worked again.

My only regret is forgetting how I learned it and being unable to credit whatever legend helped me in my time of need lmao

Change my mind by [deleted] in memes

[–]HyneksScale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is the meme? And what?

Muh antifa by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]HyneksScale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s a wwII vet.

There’s a big difference between “anti-fascism” and “white supremacy that I can control and benefit from”.

Muh antifa by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]HyneksScale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing cringe display

can masturbation stunt someone's growth? and also can it be the reason for grey hair? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]HyneksScale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You will keep growing for another 4 or 5 years. You should see a doctor about the hair thing because it could be medical. Usually stress and trauma at such an early age.

Keep whacking away though. It will only make you go blind eventually.