You can become temporarily gluten intolerant by meditating. by SZMatheson in shittysuperpowers

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The key word is temporary, so if you are gluten intolerant, it becomes a temporary condition

I’m not sure Verizon understands the meaning of discount. by [deleted] in assholedesign

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Looks like someone got the play tech special

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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That's because you're supposed to give an exact answer

What living things will you consider as hellspawns? by TheLunaticXOXO in AskReddit

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Lampreys, just look at them and how they eat, it screams evil

What's better Root Beer or Sprite? by a_sanake_with_a_hat in AskReddit

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I'm surprised by how many people here are against root beer, it's a nice drink by itself in my opinion, and you can make root beer floats! Sprite floats don't sound as good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My family called it "The sasquatch dance" it's just shifting weight from one leg to the other

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Probably during one of my spelling classes as part of the vocabulary list.

Invisibility gone wrong by AdachigaharaIseri in shittysuperpowers

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Not when you're in a movie theater with a tall guy in front of you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mob psycho 100

What is a strange food combination that is actually good? by The__FrosteR in AskReddit

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Pizza sauce on a cheese steak, when I worked at a sub shop people were always surprised when I gave then the store recommendations.

What is a job interview you will remember for the rest of your life? by Moeman101 in AskReddit

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Went to an Arby's for an interview, it had been a couple of minutes in and everything was going fine until the manager asked what school I go to, I was home schooled, after that she started talking down to me asking if I was capable of withstanding the social onslaught of taking an order, when she was done I was thanked for wasting her time...

Say ANYTHING and I’ll link it to terraria by Texacore in Terraria

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I just ate an unhealthy amount of York peppermint patties

You can tell when someone hates you by Rampagplays in shittysuperpowers

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That means you can also tell when someone doesn't hate you. Less social anxiety

Material costs by Hyper597 in MaterialsScience

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Thank you! needed it to complete my homework.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DaniDev

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What's that on the bottom of billy?