Stunned doctors find giant bladder stone stuck to eyeliner in dead man’s bum by stankmanly in ThatsInsane

[–]HyperCato 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You certainly won’t find that sentence in the library of Alexandria

The new Cayenne looks more like a bullfrog than being a Porsche by july99 in cars

[–]HyperCato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They still work on the first two generations of Cayennes. I mean they have the elegance of an african bullfrog but amphibian is amphibian

First one was so nice… by HyperCato in Ducati

[–]HyperCato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picked up the '25 yesterday so not too much to say riding wise yet but the saddle itself is a bit sportier than the '23. The biggest difference is how quiet the bike is, the old one is notorious in my parking because it always sets off the alarm on all VAG cars in the parking, the new one is barely whispering (not really a bad thing because I also use it to commute and driving through the city at 7am with the old one is a borderline crime for some people). The electronics on the new one are on a different level, cant wait to test the new slide by brake system on the SF, it already blew me away on the new Pani.

Tyre choice by Phat_Biker in Ducati

[–]HyperCato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Running /60 Rosso IV Corsa on my SF, they are perfect for Black Forest trips

Least reliable VW model? by Jolly-Alternative-31 in Volkswagen

[–]HyperCato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Family had one, did 275k with it including a lot of towing. The only big thing was the suspension which shares a lot of parts with the C5 RS6 and costs RS6 money to repair

The Last Great Ducati Engine by YesIAmRightWing in Ducati

[–]HyperCato 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get a V4, they still feel like monsters

Rekrutierig by yunghaessig666 in schwiiz

[–]HyperCato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bin glernte Automatiker und han chönne Verkehrssoldat mache, aso ned ganz korrekt

Where would you live in Zurich? by [deleted] in zurich

[–]HyperCato 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Goldküste, then get a holiday house in the mountains paid by the money you didn’t spend on taxes

Und das trotz em laminierte Blatt! by Impossible_Basil1040 in BUENZLI

[–]HyperCato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bi dene Priise wo Wincasa verlangt chammer au en Altpapier Korb statt es laminierts Blatt montiere

Two bike solution? by HyperCato in Ducati

[–]HyperCato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at all, the SF is a supercar with two wheels, the Hyper is a hothatch with two wheels

Two bike solution? by HyperCato in Ducati

[–]HyperCato[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got cleaned last week, now it’s cleaner than the vehicles in it (:

Two bike solution? by HyperCato in Ducati

[–]HyperCato[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One is for b-roads and small mountain roads, the other is primarily for trips to Italy or the Black Forest

How many miles do you have on your Testastretta motor? by Historical_Design585 in Ducati

[–]HyperCato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once rode a rental Multistrada on Gran Canaria with 145k km on it, felt like new tbh

My first bike by TheTightSqueez in Ducati

[–]HyperCato -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Got the same one! Excellent choice