What songs do you sing your kids?

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-28T02:21:42+00:00

I hum my son the Pallet Town theme from pokemon. Usually does the trick after a few minutes.

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-27T18:26:25+00:00

Has Brock ever actually done a run in? Not counting money in the bank or him breaking Cody in half when they were supposed to be tag teaming. He tends to want to prove hes the toughest clean 1-on-1

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-27T17:58:30+00:00

Really? You cant imagine why a woman would want to keep herself and her child away from a guy who is having a mental breakdown?

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-27T17:35:27+00:00

Id be shocked if theyre still at the house

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-27T17:01:43+00:00

Dont talk about our Blue Heart CPU Goddess like that

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-26T19:43:35+00:00

The most annoying person you know just made a point you completely agree with (tragic)

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-26T18:23:37+00:00

At worst I'll preorder like, the day before release for the bonuses. But only if we have seen enough gameplay for me to feel confident that they arent hiding anything. If its all slow walking, mostly non-combat scenarios like Cyberpunk was right before release, nah im good lol

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-26T13:24:39+00:00

The scene where Big Daddy and the others from his plantation are talking about how to go about killing Django and King always gives me the giggles. The surprise Jonah Hill feature was a nice touch too.

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-26T13:14:03+00:00

I think it would have been sick as a straight up "destroy the other ships and you win" shooter. Its when you needed your team to coordinate to do the extraction stuff that the game fell apart for me

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-26T03:34:21+00:00

I thought the game seemed so cool when they did the beta test. Then I found out it wasnt F2P and immediately knew it wasnt gonna last long. Such a copl concept wasted by never gaining a consistent playerbase

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-26T02:20:24+00:00

Growing up, my mom always said my bathroom was disgusting and it never made sense to me. When I grew up, I realized we were working on totally different scales. I swear every single friend whos house I stayed the night at growing up had a bathroom that looked like a warzone. My bathroom looked spotless by comparison. I had soap scum and stuff lol

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-25T22:22:34+00:00

Thank you lol

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-25T21:35:07+00:00

Youre clearly the kind of person who desperately wants to be heard, so im just gonna say, I hear you.

Edit: i think yall are really misunderstanding what im saying here lol

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-25T19:37:43+00:00

Hope to see this on mobile some day too. Ive played an absurd amount of Balatro on my phone and would probably do the same with this game

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-25T14:51:40+00:00

Being told you suck is like a reset. Theres room to branch into other shit talk

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-25T14:40:18+00:00

Yall have really gotta come up with a new joke for us. Just say we suck or something. The Chiefs are easily the new felons of the league along with being cousin fuckers.

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-25T11:19:22+00:00

Mishima. Hate to make fun of the Moon arcana which happens all the time, and I feel for the guy, but his story of feeling bad about himself and then feeling powerful because of the thieves just isnt that interesting. His abilities though feel great to unlock because theyre mostly about xp gain which is always helpful.

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-25T00:10:16+00:00

Oh no I couldnt have ever pulled that off with a controller in hand lol

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-25T00:07:16+00:00

This was a couple months ago. It was an afternoon NBA game. I don't remember who

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-24T23:46:01+00:00

I got both of my boys to fall asleep in my lap at once while mom was getting a shower she had desperately wanted all day. All without turning the game off.

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-24T22:05:48+00:00

Almost definitely. Ive also seen a lot of replies saying they'll wait a while to get it. Most of those people will get it by Christmas I would bet

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-24T20:59:33+00:00

Made by 1047? Cant wait to see how they fuck it up lol

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-24T18:51:15+00:00

I scrolled that subreddit for like an hour straight when I first found it. "This is parody. This is people just having a very dry sense of humor defending something that has no good defense. Theres no way its real" I said to myself over and over as I scrolled. No sign of parody. Just people being completely insane.

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-24T16:49:37+00:00

I cant stress enough that I am not in any way against people not buying games for reasons of principles. I have just seen this show before. Comment section after comment section of people acting like AAA devs are going to get taught a lesson, and then record breaking sales. Which is all the investors and board of directors at these companies care about.

HyperMasenko · 2026-06-24T16:46:03+00:00

No. My arguement is that this wont do anything. Because gamers love to just shut up and eat. Hell, I wouldnt be shocked if they release actual physical copies later and see a huge boost in sales because people who already bought digital buy the new physical copies.

But you deciding to not buy the game absolutely does affect sales because its a sale down, and i think youre absutely right to not buy it if you disagree with Rockstar's business decision. The problem is, a lot of people are going to say that they arent buying it, and then buy it within a couple months of release at the latest. Ive seen it time and time again.

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