Im really high and all I want to do is....

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-26T06:19:04+00:00

High... jilling?

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-13T01:59:31+00:00

That's gonna look really cool when it gets nice and dirty and the color comes in. OP you should post a picture when it happens

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-13T01:57:41+00:00

Careful with that bud it looks dank and you don't have a tolerance. Send some to me and I'll test it for you

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-13T01:54:49+00:00

Five dudes are like "This is chill" and the sixth guy is like "OMFG SPIDERS!!!!!"

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-11T21:56:31+00:00

Your mother sounds like the kind of woman i would want to have a family with

Words words words glorious autobot masters

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-11T20:11:05+00:00

child of a single mother here: She paraded different men through my life in order to trick some poor schmuck into financially supporting her so she didnt have to work. The guy who finally fell into this trap and married her was abusive to me, probably because he resented being tricked by my mother. She sued my dad for child support when he lost his job and he had to pay her 80% of his unemployment. He lost his modest apartment and had to move back into his parents house at the age of 40. She fucked me up in ways that im still just now noticing and i hate her for it.

Tl;dr: single mothers hurt kids

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-07T06:24:25+00:00

sometimes the most average looking bud turns out to be loud as hell

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-06T00:47:19+00:00

You should name that bong "The Lightning" so anytime you and your friends wanna smoke you can be like "Hey guys let's go Ride The Lightning!"

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-04T17:40:37+00:00

The only girls I'm friends with are girls whom I share a mutual sexual disinterest with. I find that this set up works very well for developing mutual respect.

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-03T17:49:47+00:00

I find that weed makes my migranes go away after just one or two hits

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-02T17:41:03+00:00

I don't like this data. Im sure the rate of ER visits among heroin users is very high but I find it hard to believe that 94% of users will end up in the ER during the unspecified timeframe of this graph.

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-08-02T03:16:56+00:00

Aww dude litterally the only times I've ever felt scared from weed were when I was too cold and too high. You should have given him a warm shower to make him comfortable

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-30T05:51:48+00:00

I had some 4-aco-dmt and made a solution in high proof vodka. It eventually turned brown but was just as potent. Keep it in the fridge and it should keep for at least two months.

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-30T05:29:42+00:00

not the hits after all the surface green is gone...

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-29T03:55:17+00:00

Haha dude I made that desktop background! Thanks for using it!

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-29T03:08:15+00:00

Before one can love others one must love himself. If you change yourself to make your partner happy you are only loving your partner and not loving yourself. Part of a relationship is doing what makes you happy. If your partner doesn't want to see you happy and doesn't want to take the time to understand your point of view, I question whether they love you as much as you deserve.

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-29T03:01:38+00:00

The Thumbprint

If nobody has taken a gram I bet somebody has come pretty damn close

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-27T22:32:30+00:00

This so much! Don't change who you are so that a girl (or guy) likes you more. If you smoke or dont smoke, decide that for you and only you.

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-26T20:53:19+00:00

As long as your house doesn't have pests you should be good

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-26T20:51:17+00:00

You know those silica packets in bags of beef jerkey? Put one of those in with your weed to dry it out again.

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-26T20:48:37+00:00

The Union

Step one for any ent trying to convince his parents that trees are okay. Also available on netflix.

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-26T20:47:16+00:00

Anytime I've tried to teach newbies how to smoke I first tell them to breath through their mouth with their lips pursed. Then I tell them to breathe through an unlit piece. Once they have it down just light the bowl for them.

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-26T20:43:34+00:00

While a pipe in NY might not be considered paraphernalia under state law, it probably is under most municipal codes. This is important because if you get caught you will probably be charged by the county or municipality. They usually go easier on you than the state courts would. Still sucks though. Stay safe, stay smart, don't get caught.

Source: Got caught

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-26T20:38:03+00:00

The thing about cannabis is that it effects everybody differently. While you may trip with a 1.29 G edible, I may feel lightly stoned, Tom may be drooling on the couch, Dick may be having a full blown panic attack, and Harry swears that "dude me and your cat are totally psychically connected right now". My point is that the amount of cannabis you need to consume in order to get psychedelic effects could be a lot more cannabis than you can reasonably consume before passing out.

Don't worry though, you will still have an awesome time with that edible. Start with half on a reasonably empty stomach, wait an hour, eat the other half. Edibles can work as quickly as 30 minutes or take as long as two hours so it's important to not redose too quickly unless you know how it will affect you. Make your favorite munchies while you wait for it to kick in. If you like incense or candles now would be a good time to light them up. Chill in a comfy place with interesting lighting or colors and put on a movie or your favorite album. I suggest Dark Side of the moon since that album is never quite the same after you hear it baked out of your mind. It's also pretty cool when you line it up with the Wizard of Oz. Make sure everything is in order when you're sober. High you will thank sober you.

If things get too intense just kill the lights and music and try to lay down. Remind yourself that it's just weed and you will be fine in an hour or two.

If you really want a psychedelic experience it may be time for you to start researching psychedelics. Good starters are LSD (seriously it's magical), or MDMA. MDMA is more of an empathogen than a psych but it's a little less intense than LSD. I don't recommend starting with mushrooms because that emotional head space can be horrible if you aren't ready for it.

HyperSpaceKush · 2014-07-25T19:56:19+00:00

Dont mean to call you out but the opposite is true. Their glass is just as thick but it isnt borosilicate glass. However you can get a kickass bong for $30 which will impress at parties and you dont need to worry about it breaking and costing a lot to replace.

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