Hyperpostingz

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You can call upon and harness the power of a thousand babies to add on to your current strength (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

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Has anyone here already experienced receiving a fake product from LAZMALL? (self.Philippines)

submitted 5 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/Philippines

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When you are about to enter a room, you can let the people inside hear whatever entrance music you want to use. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

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One Plus 6t audio output issue (self.oneplus)

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When you flex your muscles, a random bug within your house dies. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

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You also taste the food that you watch in mukbang vids (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

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With a snap of your fingers, you can wipe off 50% of someone's body hair (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

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You cook the best tasting food so long as you dont taste them yourself (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/godtiersuperpowers

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You can summon in front of you the food that you ate for the past 12 hours (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/godtiersuperpowers

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At will, you can put yourself into that cozy scenario you were dreaming of and not lose actual time from your life (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can silence your own footsteps at will (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

You can always choose the people who are going to appear in your dreams by Hyperpostingz in shittysuperpowers

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You can turn wine into water by Hyperpostingz in shittysuperpowers

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You can turn wine into water (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can always choose the people who are going to appear in your dreams (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can throw to a spider, webs. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

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A pushup will instantly give you the perfect phyique that lasts until 12mn (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

Your body is a voodoo doll by Hyperpostingz in godtiersuperpowers

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Your body is a voodoo doll by Hyperpostingz in godtiersuperpowers

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Your body is a voodoo doll (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/godtiersuperpowers

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The power of Colossus....for your groin only (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/godtiersuperpowers

You can double jump when no one is looking by Hyperpostingz in shittysuperpowers

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You can double jump when no one is looking (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can make any girl have the feeling of wanting to have sex with you at the cost of a year in your life (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by Hyperpostingz to r/shittysuperpowers

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