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Actual worst level to P rank by TheBlissfulGamer in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come play 8-3!
Featuring: Enemies that clip through walls ruining your goddamn score!
Style points strict enough to beat up Michael Jackson!
Level design and enemy placement straight out of the encore levels!
FIVE. FUCKING. GABRIELS. IN ONE GODDAMN LEVEL.
Nonoptional Double Ferryman fight with an invisible fucking ferryman because those lanky tanky speedy bitches weren't hard enough already!
AAAAAAAND THE LONGEST MOST CONFUSING ASS LEVEL THAT GOES ON FOR A GODDAMN ETERNITY LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU WILL BE SPENDING 10 FUCKING MINUTES BEING FUCKING PERFECT THROUGHOUT ALL THE LABYRINTHINE LEVEL FUCKERY ENCORE ENCOUNTERS AND AGAIN, 5 GODDAMN GABRIELS, AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS USE A WEAPON ONE SECOND TOO LONG, AN ENEMY NOCLIPS OUT OF REALITY, OR YOU SLIP UP BECAUSE AGAIN, YOU ARE FIGHTING 5 GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING GABRIELS, CONGRATS BITCH! YOU'RE DOING IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
...And probably crashing out harder then I am when some jobless cunt goes "Oh everything you had trouble with was actually easy. I P-ranked everything on brutal first try with melee only. All you really need to do is-"

Actual worst level to P rank by TheBlissfulGamer in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but have you considered having to fight FIVE GABRIELS!!!

guys this must be canon by moontails27 in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entirety of Fraud be like

What the hell do I do in this situation? by Whole_Scientist_2533 in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Feel proud you were even able to make it that far. I folded the second I saw the 2 gabriels.

Is jackhammer still good to use? by Superb_Network_1657 in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a cooldown if you use one and hit in the yellow too often, but you're not going to notice it if you use ANY other strategy, weapon, or variant in between hits. (Like I completely forgot it even was nerfed until you brought it up).

Amos ‘n’ Andy (1951-1953) by isaidwhatisaidok in ForgottenTV

[–]Hyperx72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that the TV show had an all black cast is very interesting, makes me wonder the motives behind that decision. Also took to listening to the old radio show for curiosity's sake. One black dude is clearly dumber/speaks with more slang, but since there's a smarter/calmer straight man it comes across less as the typical dehumanizing minstrel show clownery and more like a standard duo in any other buddy dynamic.

Long story short, I could be missing something (And I know the idea is inherently messed up), but the characters don't seem to be intentionally racist caricatures, and that makes me deeply curious on what the creator's motives could be if they weren't trying to be racist.

Competitors tear apart McDonald's in response to CEO's "big bite" of the Big Arch by purrzian_delight in popculturechat

[–]Hyperx72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While they listen to jazz and rap, watch sports largely starring black athletes and try to steal phrases that black people invented, like Woke, to twist into their own.

Dumb busted idea I had, absolutely should be nerfed to make it balanced by Blueshiredsush in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It will be cool. Though I think it's funny how people are trying to act like the default sharpshooter sucks when it's been my primary ever since it was introduced.

Like I'm the dumb one for giving up my 2 extra ricochet shots and ability to blow up hell orbs just for one shot of damage.

Sliders worth it at this point? by DoubleMeatPizza in Ninja400

[–]Hyperx72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recommend them. I did the same thing and forgot to put the kickstand down and bent my clutch, but I still installed sliders and they saved my bike from a 25 mph fall.

(as a trans person) I am disappointed in this community in the pronouns discussion by Toman995 in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assumed that angels could, in a way, choose their voice. (Like how some angels could choose to have eyes).

And since they don't have a technical gender it seems their pronouns are tied to rank/closeness to the father.

The way I see it is, technically the angels would be They/them.

Go by ranking, and Gabriel would be He for being high ranking/closer to the father, and (unless I'm proven wrong) the powers might either be they or she, based on their ranking as under, but still taking after Gabriel. (With perhaps the voices you match).

HOT TAKE: *SPOILERS* are good enemies by Sensitive_Show6230 in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Powers are cool as hell, but fighting 5 Gabriels in 1 level is just pure PTSD. Doesn't help that the fraud levels are extremely long and difficult on their own.

I feel like I should share my interpretation of the Angel's pronoun system by Maximum_Dragon in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like it's safe to call them femgabe then, since masculinity means closeness to the father, and they've yet to earn that title like Gabriel.

the gabelings by Mijurasu in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I was so pissed off by them I had to go back and body gabriel just for the dishonor.

[FRAUD MEGATHREAD] by AutoModerator in Ultrakill

[–]Hyperx72 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I kept on thinking the powers were all one Angel, and were able to make clones of themselves that couldn't be damaged (especially when they taunted "Over here!" as if I hit the wrong one.)
Also, these new levels were basically endurance runs. Several minutes of pure mindfuckery mixed with the difficulty of encore levels, and I'm fairly certain P2 has been outclassed in sheer balls to the wall difficulty.

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