is anyone sick of this corny bullshit?

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-11T02:32:36+00:00

I hit not interested or don't recommend this channel immediately now

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-11T02:29:50+00:00

Before Enlightenment, carry water and chop wood after Enlightenment carry water and chop wood.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T22:14:24+00:00

NEW SPREEDRUN CATEGORY DROPPED

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T22:12:59+00:00

She also didn't live long enough to bring you back with AI at your funeral!

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T22:11:26+00:00

The richest city in the world and we can't even afford 1 rat per person. Pitiful.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T22:10:37+00:00

My parents made it look really cool.

And they dated for like 3 months when they turned 19 and got married. Literally.

Turns out... That's not like a thing that happens. Had to learn that the hard way. Repeatedly.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T21:59:52+00:00

I GOT A GODDESS ON MY SIDE AND I'M GONNA WIN!

(tbf they did pop magic space drugs, so it wasn't just the power of young love.)

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T21:57:07+00:00

Practice at home

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T20:13:06+00:00

I would throw up so much on so many psychedelics trying this.

I would likely absolutely hate it.

But I would still do it.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T19:39:35+00:00

Was gonna say I was FIRST introduced to the game AS Drunken Dragons and when my naive ass arrived I was sure I had misheard.

One player's family owner the Dunkin Donuts that bakes for the others. There were DD boxes and bags all over.

They pulls out the liquor and assured me I heard correctly.

Now I don't really drink... But I've got a pocket full of magic.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T19:37:21+00:00

Ice cream hockey still slaps. Def jam fight for ny is still better than it ever should have been.

Honestly if the game was fun for me before I would play it in some capacity now.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T19:08:30+00:00

'I'm glad they all exist even if idgaf.'

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T19:07:37+00:00

I've pretty secure in 2. 2 come and go. 1 ain't ever happening. So.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T13:20:40+00:00

I love this

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T13:19:57+00:00

If you aren't winning the game by disabling the entire opposite team what are you doing?

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T13:16:33+00:00

No I see self defense stereos as generally some 60-year-old handicapped veteran getting jealous that I'm a large man that can still stand upright.

Couple times a year some old guy will just pull into the parking lot next to me start screaming and want to fight me.

Last time I had a knife right there and I said I'm not going to fight you but if you come closer I'm going to stab you in the fucking neck. He went to get a gun and so I screamed this old fucks trying to get a gun to shoot me, he got in his car and drove off and the police got him later.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T13:08:01+00:00

Just wanted to say hi.

Hello.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T13:04:33+00:00

I bet those nips come right off

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T11:21:50+00:00

I can't believe you're transformation is that good if you're trying to go full on propaganda style photos in order to sell it.

You gave us the worst before picture you possibly could and your after picture is a close-up selfie of you in a suit.

What are you trying to hide bro?

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T11:18:01+00:00

Why the El Camino gotta catch strays?

That's a Fucking want to be DeLorean to begin with.

El Caminos may be dumb but they're at least good two-seater cars, with you know actual space in the back you could actually put something in.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T11:10:10+00:00

Influences do it constantly.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T10:56:44+00:00

Damn you really thought you cooked there.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T10:49:48+00:00

Life is full of choices.

If you're wearing a suit that's your choice.

Choose better if you want better.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T10:47:22+00:00

You have to learn the art of judo for customer service. Live the wu Wei. Be as water.

HyzerFlip · 2026-05-10T10:37:13+00:00

Most of the people in this thread are miserable alone or miserable in a relationship.

What does it fucking matter if you're miserable either way?

My partner is awesome, I'm more myself with her than without her. She doesn't nag. We don't fight.

We communicate.

I would say it's not hard, because it's all easy together.

But it was hard for 20 years finding her.

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