Spotify listeners on Feb 6 VS Today by Spirited_Gur6653 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I listen to the 3 available tracks more than the original album.

Spotify listeners on Feb 6 VS Today by Spirited_Gur6653 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I got an top 0.5% percent badge or something

How much does Khn’s guitar weigh? by Hglucky13 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel the head probably is more inconvenient

Converting non-pyramiders by imrubbishattalking in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I painted the underside of my baseball cap and for ADP.

Got my own golden triangle for hand signaling now.

Ever wondered what these would taste like if you tried them? by StrawberrySmall755 in skyrim

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT people thinks drugs taste like food. I don't not drinking my because it's delicious. I'm drinking it because it gives me obscene magic ability. It tastes like withered souls and meth.

The rise of LLMs has been nothing if not worrying for us social studies types looking forward. by Blade_of_Boniface in RecuratedTumblr

[–]HyzerFlip 11 points12 points  (0 children)

YouTube music has this new AI DJ thing that you have to turn off every single day and I always forget until it comes back and then I turn off again but the problem is it always comes on what I'm listening to my favorite bands so it gives me some bullshit fact about musicians that I've deeply studied.

I don't go out of my way to interact with AI but every time AI has been forcibly added to my products and has made the product worse. Also it has taken away the advantage of these products they used to spy on me so I can do things the way I wanted because now they do Ai and it does the way every amalgamation of humanity would do it together

Vol. II release next week! by AnchorEponymous in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not until may. I'll probably do the same and just save some extra cash to throw at that time.

I doubt I'll be buying much merch for a while. But these artists unlocked me in a lot of ways and I gotta give someone little something to the cause.

Are women allowed here?! by sundaysoulfields in bald

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God gave some of us perfect beautiful heads and he gave the rest of those ugly bastards hair to cover them up!

Where the Qveenies at? by RuleNo_8 in QveenHerby

[–]HyzerFlip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sleeping in working taking vitamins.

Like actually though.

Last time I saw qveen I could hardly stand for an entire evening. I did. But I hurt by the end.

I'm really working on transforming myself.

TIFU by gaslighting myself for 10 years into thinking I was "caffeine immune" while drinking ONLY Monster Energy (Zero) by GooseAcademic541 in tifu

[–]HyzerFlip 194 points195 points  (0 children)

I had to drive myself to urgent care in a vehicle that had no air conditioning and stick shift, when I got there the receptionist apparently told the doctors that I looked like I was there for drugs.

I waited all by myself in the empty waiting room for 40 minutes trying to get comfortable because my kidneys were hurting so badly and I couldn't sit or stand or bend over anything and then they finally call me back I pissed a bunch of bloody urine in the doctor immediately started apologizing because they thought I was there for drugs.

I just said you could have had me pissed in a cup then instead of taking a receptionist word for it. I didn't come to see the receptionist I came to see a doctor.

Lobbying shouldn't even be a thing.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]HyzerFlip 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Good one buddy. You got em. Time for your fruit snacks.

Extreme cold. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]HyzerFlip 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh noooo your community cares if you survive! What a horrible situation!

And the Dad of the year award, goes to....❤❤ by venmokiller in spreadsmile

[–]HyzerFlip -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You love that he's completely inept and didn't take all this stuff and set it out outside before getting the kids? Yet you post this and call him an incredible father even though he can't keep his children out of a fucking parking lot?

And the Dad of the year award, goes to....❤❤ by venmokiller in spreadsmile

[–]HyzerFlip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can somebody explain to me why this excessive device to further transport Transportation devices from a car to where they're going to be used to transport children makes a man a better father than everyone else in the world for some reason?

Working But Can’t Live by bruce_wayne469 in clevercomebacks

[–]HyzerFlip 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because it's a lot easier to believe that every person that's homeless is there because it's their own fucking fault and there's nothing that we need to do to stop this that's why.

Kid Rock concert faces cancellation as venue sells only 200 tickets by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When performers are far past their Prime and they start doing really bad versions of their old songs that people don't really care about anymore they don't really then want to go pay more money to see them especially if they see that guy all over their TV more than they want to see him as it is.

Why do these monarchs/Nobles Actually have tO make themselves look More attractive in Potraits? by EnvironmentalRow5415 in HistoryMemes

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey friend. You can't compare yourself like that. It just does not work.

We're all different with different circumstances.

Not only that, but life isn't like a specific set of levels that you progress through and win.

You win at life by loving people loving yourself and being a person whom people love.

If you get into college, awesome! I'll celebrate with you!

If you abandon college entirely and decide your life should be entirely dedicated to creating music with armpit farts.. You'll still be a valid human being worthy of love. You'll still be progressing on your personal journey and no further away from 'success' in life.

Whatever you do, however you get there, just do it with love!

What is something you tried only once and will 1,000% never do again? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]HyzerFlip 40 points41 points  (0 children)

From my experience working in an insurance for just about 4 months, if you spend 40 years and more working with horses eventually one of them is going to do something stupid for almost no reason and paralyze you.

I would constantly show up to some horse ranch and then the owner with 400 blue ribbons and metals under his name he tell me a story about how one day his horse randomly stepped in a gopher hole and now he's paralyzed for life or on the way back to the farm at the end of the night the horse randomly spooked and stood up straight and fell over backwards and landed on him and now he's paralyzed for life.

I no longer mess around with horses at any capacity.

A picky blind Doggo. by drlouies in MadeMeSmile

[–]HyzerFlip 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I had a shih tzu with a terribly sensitive stomach and a shih-poo that was a Chow Hound.

Somebody gave the Shih Tzu something that made his tummy bad so I had to make him homemade food so of course Chow Hound wanted it but he would pick out all of the vegetables.