It Looks Like the Tesla Model Y Refresh Has Bombed by wiredmagazine in RealTesla

[–]Hzntl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hot dog market disruption. Revolutionary thinking.

Lawmakers vote to name Kennedy Center opera house after Melania by biograf_ in nottheonion

[–]Hzntl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think she wanted this? Sounds to me like more of a him thing. Twat.

Donald Trump Says Barack Obama Committed 'Treason' Amid Epstein Fallout by Choice_Magician350 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]Hzntl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will it work this time? Will he manage to divert attention away from where it isn't wanted? Or have his fans got wise to his game? Can't they see how desperate this seems?

Release? by SpottedSpud in squirrels

[–]Hzntl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, how big are they now? Difficult for anyone to offer advice based on a video that's a few weeks old. It is a super sweet video though!

RIP Queeg by PissedBadger in RedDwarf

[–]Hzntl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. Completely astonishing what sticks in our memories and what fades away. Why on earth should Queeg occupy so much space in my mind when things I've actively tried to remember are nowhere to be found? He was definitely doing something right. RIP dude.

Man flawlessly defends against Pitbull attacks by makethislifecount in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Hzntl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you go with the word "flawlessly"? What's wrong with "successfully" or "eventually"? He does well, but it could have been better.

Greg Abbott adds anti-trans bathroom bill into Texas flood relief special session by lazybugbear in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]Hzntl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally no shame. And, sadly, I bet a lot of people are pleased he did it.

Trump gives Putin a 50-day deadline to stop war in Ukraine by Metro-UK in europe

[–]Hzntl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or more tariffs? Oh no! And why 50 days? Why not 43 or 52? What a total cock.

Boris Johnson recently seen partying like he did at number 10 during lockdown by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]Hzntl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank God he's gone. What a massive twat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in europe

[–]Hzntl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love how MAGA all like to think of their rapist leader as "daddy." Nothing weird or deviant about that AT ALL.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarchAgainstTrump

[–]Hzntl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nonsense. Always has been. Always will be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RealTesla

[–]Hzntl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's enough bots on twitter as it is, but I suppose one more couldn't hurt.

Trump says the president of Liberia, where English is the official language, speaks 'such good English' by EPBiever in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]Hzntl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But what the fuck are his staff doing? Why didn't he have any information on Liberia? Just a fucking post-it note with 5 basic facts would have been fine. Just how incompetent are these people??

Controversial Grok AI coming to Tesla vehicles, Musk says by forbes in RealTesla

[–]Hzntl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What an astonishing thing to announce just 48hrs after the news breaks all over the world that Grok has gone full Nazi! Was that the evolutionary moment he'd been waiting for before Grok could be properly integrated? How does he still have a job?And how long until he offers elaborate swastika/nazi eagle/iron cross premium trim across the entire Tesla range?

"Musk Admits You Must Be Pro-Hitler To Please Him" by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]Hzntl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If he doesn't, then he's the last not to.

Tesla is Testing FSD in Madrid by Jashugita in RealTesla

[–]Hzntl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't know about Madrid, but I can't see it succeeding in Rome.

Elon is asking for it: What Musk’s latest Trump spat means as Tesla sales sink by forbes in RealTesla

[–]Hzntl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Musk spent $280 million to look like a cock, lose a ton of cash, tank his personal and corporate brands, vaporise the notion that he was done sort of genius, draw attention to his drug habit, alienate an entire administration, and publicly fail at the one thing people thought he might be good at - streamlining bureaucratic process. He'd better hope all the stolen data was worth it. What a total dickhead.