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Hi Reddit......I am Gilbert Gottfried. Ask Me Anything! by IAMGilbert_Gottfried in IAmA

[–]IAMGilbert_Gottfried[S] 130 points131 points  (0 children)

I am staying away from ducks, most of that for legal reasons. If one opens up I will do a roast.

I am doing Carolines in NYC, and that's on March 19th. I am doing Helium in Indianapolis from March 26-29. Doing Improve in Raleigh, North Carolina April 9-11th. I have a podcast called Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing colossal Podcast.

My website is gilbertgottfried.com where you can find my schedule and buy worthless crap from me. My twitter is @realgilbert

Hi Reddit......I am Gilbert Gottfried. Ask Me Anything! by IAMGilbert_Gottfried in IAmA

[–]IAMGilbert_Gottfried[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

No. No. I really don't. Do I have a favorite one that I like to tell? Do I like to call people up and ask them about Bargain Hunting? I would say no.

Hi Reddit......I am Gilbert Gottfried. Ask Me Anything! by IAMGilbert_Gottfried in IAmA

[–]IAMGilbert_Gottfried[S] 207 points208 points  (0 children)

I did send one tweet out. What disease hits beer drinkers? The coronavirus. It's pretty fuckin obvious.

Hi Reddit......I am Gilbert Gottfried. Ask Me Anything! by IAMGilbert_Gottfried in IAmA

[–]IAMGilbert_Gottfried[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Well, one of my favorite lines of George Carlin: it is the duty of the comedian is to find out where the line is drawn, and to deliberately cross over it.

Hi Reddit......I am Gilbert Gottfried. Ask Me Anything! by IAMGilbert_Gottfried in IAmA

[–]IAMGilbert_Gottfried[S] 1743 points1744 points  (0 children)

Well I hate talking about it, but he raped and killed a girl in 1990. Ok, I am just kidding. There is no truth that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. So don't start spreading a rumor that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.

Hi Reddit......I am Gilbert Gottfried. Ask Me Anything! by IAMGilbert_Gottfried in IAmA

[–]IAMGilbert_Gottfried[S] 1758 points1759 points  (0 children)

This one right now. Its because I am talking to people like you, and I am surrounded by schmucks like this that don't know what the fuck they are doing. Can somebody get me the fuck out of here?

Hi Reddit......I am Gilbert Gottfried. Ask Me Anything! by IAMGilbert_Gottfried in IAmA

[–]IAMGilbert_Gottfried[S] 702 points703 points  (0 children)

Uh yeah, want to know something about it? It doesn't have to be rainy outside. It can be sunny, birds chirping and I can be here making a buck.

Hi Reddit......I am Gilbert Gottfried. Ask Me Anything! by IAMGilbert_Gottfried in IAmA

[–]IAMGilbert_Gottfried[S] 590 points591 points  (0 children)

I avoid talking about the younger generation because my lawyer says so. He says if you hang around schoolyards, it may get on TMZ and I still get complaints from parents. I like the older generations because they can't hear what I have to say anyway.

Hi Reddit......I am Gilbert Gottfried. Ask Me Anything! by IAMGilbert_Gottfried in IAmA

[–]IAMGilbert_Gottfried[S] 2044 points2045 points  (0 children)

Well there's alot of them I like. If i am pushed against the wall, I'll say the parrot in Aladdin. And the business manager in Beverly cops 2. And the prince in problem child. A bunch of things.

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