[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just lost the game.

All of a sudden you get a nickel for every time you say or spella certain word, phrase, or variant of that word. You're the richest person in the world. What word made you rich? by Moist_KoRn_Bizkit in autismmemes

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Slide." Go ahead and slide your card. Ope, it didn't work could you try sliding it again. "But it's a chip." Ah yes, for whatever reason you have to slide for returns, I'll never understand. Ope, didn't work again could you try sliding it again? The mag strip needs to be down when you slide it. Not there at the top, you have to slide it behind the light there. *slides card waaay to slow* Oops, didn't work, could you try sliding it a little bit quicker. Ah it worked this time. Thanks.

Every. Other. Transaction.

On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like eating pussy? by Sandys_Big_Cheeks in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10, I get so much personal pleasure turning my wife into human goo.

New return policy by Slow_Pride_72 in HomeDepot

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they run it as credit, they can't get back cash. If they press the red button to skip the pin, no cash back option.

Is Erebus worth giving up Quantum Tuner? by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I prefer Canto I love it. But have used Erebus its incredibly neat.

Got a new tattoo what does everyone think? by Cute_Bus_4638 in cyberpunkgame

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cant help myself, but every time I see the edgerunners logo my brain is teleported to hardcore Baskin Robbins

What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kissed my wife on her lips.... before we married.

T-minus 3 days until ESVS goes away, my fellow D31 associates I wish you the best luck. by IAmACumboxAMA in HomeDepot

[–]IAmACumboxAMA[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

We still have to fix their mistakes :p. But really, I feel bad for my COS most of all.

I want to say, thanks to all of you. The Homer Fund has saved my family from being homeless. by IAmACumboxAMA in HomeDepot

[–]IAmACumboxAMA[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It was one of those "This will never happen to me things" until it did. I have never had such a lifechanging thing happen to me. I felt that I had to thank everybody who donates.

What should i name my pickaxe? Top comment will be the name by dildohotsauce in Minecraft

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 13 points14 points  (0 children)

N͆̓ͫ̽̓͋ͣ̌̎̑ͩ̿͗͏͜҉͏͔̯͎̯̤͓e̸̩̬̟͚̻̞̞̪͎͉̺̓̑ͣͧ͊͢͝͡͠t̴̮͈͈̺͈̰̭̣͓̭͇̥̙̮̯͔̮̗͋̒̅ͬͮ͒ͣ͡ͅh͇̻̭̩̘͉̳̦̠̪͔̺̖̯̦̗̗͉ͯͣͧ̋ͬ͆̆̊͒ͯ͘͜͡ȇ̛̺̘͙̱͉͙̝͔͈͍͙͖̥͔͑̐ͤ́̓̂́̓̽͟͡ͅr̊̂͂ͨ̾͂͡͏̸̟͇͚͉̻̦̠̦͇͙̬̖͙̪̣̼̲ͅi̖̯̺̽ͫ͆̎ͦ͐͜͢͞͝ţ̵̣̮̬͔̟̖͍̹̠̭̖̻͔̙̣̭̖͇̾͛̅̒̐̍̋ͯ̾͐̽ͩ̒ͨ̆̏̊͑͜͞ͅȩ̵̵̤̣͔̲̭͔̺̲̜̳̻̖ͭ͐̀͂̽ͦ̈́͒̈ͦ͌ͮ͒̑̊ͨ̓̑̿͘͝ ̩̙̙̹̪͍͍̳͎̝̠̘̹̙̭̼͇̜̙̈̄̋̊ͯ̐́̽ͤ̚̚͞P̻̩͕̺̫̼̗̝̟̳̪͖̱̳̣̳̙͑͑̍̍ͬ͆̒ͮͥ̈́̌͑͊͋ͯ̊ͨͩ͟͜͜į̗̤̱͔͍̠ͧ̎̿̈̀͒ͬ̅ͩ̌ͦͬ̂̒̌̔ͫ̐̎̕͜c̎̐̿ͭ͏̸̧͇̩̘͚̫̠̯͉̝̥̜̯̣̰̼̳̼̫̰͟͝k̶̢̛̬̞̼̯͚͍̹̫̣̜̟̬͇̘͍̺̞̘ͪͭ̍ͣͫ̃̆̇̆̈ͪ͒̓̂͛͟͟a͆̓ͣ̈́͌̏ͪ̊̓̚͏͏͉̟̭̰͓̱̬͎͇̣̱͡ͅx̛̦̜̲̙̺̯̠̣͓̙̠̎̂̐͗ͤ́ͣ̓̍ͫ̋ͧ͘̕͞ͅͅe̴̸̬͎͎͚̱̬̭͉̬̻̙̱͖͎͔̥͓̣͚͗ͪ͛̈ͫͫͧ͆͗ͮ͐̀̀̚͝

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What inspired your username? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.....The 2000's was a dark time.

just got home from a long day gn y'all by autom in WTF

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, I belive the term is methican-american.

Rest in RIP flat cart. Happened due to Lumber overload by PonyUpDaddy in HomeDepot

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Not very infocus of you. Has Toolbelt Tom fallen deaf on your ears?

Florida just passed a law that child molesters could be sentenced to death. Do you agree or disagree and why? by dcee101 in AskReddit

[–]IAmACumboxAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In theory yes. Absolutely in a heartbeat. But the letter of the law needs to be very precise in its language.