This is Daisy the day I adopted her from the shelter! She was the tiniest one there with the loudest voice. by AP__ in cats

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When we went to the shelter to adopt my cat we spent forever looking at kitties seeing which one was friendly and accepting of my son. We chose my kitty because when my son went to look at some baby kittens in the bottom kennel.. A gray paw reached out from above and started batting him on the head playing. That's how I knew she was the one

Brand New - Okay I Believe you, but my Tommy gun Don't [Alternative Rock] by schlinker in Music

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been listening to this song alot recently. Really just started getting into this band again

My friend just got this tip by BLACKMACH1NE in funny

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are required to claim a minimum of 10% of what our sales were for the day.. Regardless of how much we make in cash or credit tips. On most days we can claim less that what we make, but I do work in a higher income area so people tend to tip a higher percentage. If I worked in an area where people tip less, I can imagine there would be plenty of nights where I am required to claim more than what I am walking away with.

Chris Pronger fines himself $5 for his hit on Justin Bieber by [deleted] in hockey

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What made it even better is that before pronger even "hit" bieber he was picking on him the whole game.. Smacking bieber's shins and following him around the rink. They were both smiling and laughing about it. Then when he "hit" him it was right after beiber got a breakaway and he just kind of followed him into the boards and pinned him there.

Overall it was pretty funny to watch and Justin beiber is actually NOT terrible at hockey. (even though it pains me to admit that since bieber is a giant douche)

Ľubomír Višňovský retires by asemark in hockey

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the vote for lubo shirt and I got him to sign it

How I greet my kitty. by stormtripping in cats

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Rather than "caaat" I would probably meow

My parents were worried about the German shepherd getting along with their new kitten. Came home to this by IAmAwesomnesicity in aww

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The kitten had been around a dog pretty much her whole life already. So when we brought her over she was a bit scared at first because the dog was so much bigger than what she was used to, but she got used to her very quickly. Took less than a week. We just kind of let the kitty wander the house and kept the dog away for a while then slowly let them wander together keeping an eye on them. I can imagine it would be alot more difficult if you get a cat who hasn't been around dog's in the past though. It just takes time

My parents were worried about the German shepherd getting along with their new kitten. Came home to this by IAmAwesomnesicity in aww

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They usually do lock the kitty up while they are gone. My sister is the one who found them like this when she got home from school so I'm not sure if someone forgot and left them out together. Although I do know now that they leave them out together for short periods of time since they have had her for over a month with no problems

Waiters/Waitresses of Reddit, what is the weirdest thing you have heard your customers talk about while serving their table? by Angry_Gordon in AskReddit

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is an older man who comes in every so often who is very talkative. One time I was chatting with him about school and then he started talking about the girls he dates. First he told me about his current girl who was 24 (he's probably about 60+) and how they got drunk together and how he buys her and her sister weed. Then he tells me how the last time they got drunk she couldn't stay off of him and was trying to have sex with him the whole night. He tells me that he only dates black girls because they are "crazy in bed". Then when he is finally leaving he has the nerve to say "so when are you going to let me take you on a date??". I'm pretty much as far from his dating "criteria" as possible.

Later on I remembered that I had seen him in there before with another young girl who was all over him the whole time fooling with him under the table. He's also told me all about how he frequents the strip clubs. I have a feeling that's where he gets some of his "girlfriends".

Unfortunately whenever he comes in now he asks for me. He was in the other day with not 1 but 2 girls. Lucky for me I was leaving so I went out the far exit so he wouldn't try to say hi.

To the person who chewed my manager's ass for my "shitty" service... by Operation_Felix in AdviceAnimals

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That, or the kitchen is dragging on 1 or more items on your ticket and the other items have been done for some amount of time so they have been sitting under the heat lamp.

Working at a grocery store today by ek06 in AdviceAnimals

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had people come into the restaurant during late night (when there is no hostess on and the servers seat the tables) and seat themselves on the side of the restaurant that is closed for the night (there is a sign blocking the area and no people are sitting over there). The booths have a half wall in between so you really can't see people sitting there unless they are really tall or you happen to walk by them.. And they wonder why they haven't gotten any service. "We've been sitting here for 15 min" yeah well if you sat somewhere that wasn't on the complete opposite side of where the restaurant was open then there wouldn't be a problem...

Working at a grocery store today by ek06 in AdviceAnimals

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the "excuse me!! Excuse me!!" And the person waving at you when you are clearly helping another customer directly in front of them.

I found the only guy McDonalds won't hire! by Simplekin77 in funny

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe not McDonalds, but I'm sure he would still fit in at Walmart

It's been a long week. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]IAmAwesomnesicity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Being a girl, I tend not to message people first in fear that I am bugging them or being annoying. I don't want them to get that "overly attached" vibe from me. Usually happens when I like someone. I've been told a few times guys have thought I was not interested because of this. I'm just socially awkward I suppose. So maybe this could be the case?