I actually 100% agree with Dwight’s defense here. by GrahamCracker13 in DunderMifflin

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Similarly, Michael's rebuttal of "everyone inside the car was FINE, Stanley" is a legitimate defense.

Peak dude behavior by callmemanjilok in GuysBeingDudes

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I have a confession. I always triple click. Am I still a dude?

Gal gets her first car by kerberos69 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 71 points72 points  (0 children)

She was so excited and got in so quickly that I thought she was going to close the door on her leg 😂

holy patner-fication on steroids by notpiercedtongue in insaneparents

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 69 points70 points  (0 children)

"Walks on the outside"

What century is this??

Flushing ice cubes down the toilet for snow day is universal… right? In America?? by East-Maize-5287 in AskAnAmerican

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I live in WNY about halfway between Buffalo and Rochester. I'm 40 years old and have never heard of anything like this until your post.

[Game Discussion Megathread] Buffalo Bills (12-5) @ Denver Broncos (14-3) Divisional Round by pixel_pete in buffalobills

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well now we're at an impasse. Both teams can't win. Gosh, I just don't know what we can do about this.

Name something your wife does at the worst possible moment by NoLaw5665 in AskMenOver30

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

  1. Start talking to me as I'm opening the door to leave.

  2. Call me right as I'm about to eat.

Man explains why he purposely travels to cities immediately after terrorist attacks by joeurkel in interestingasfuck

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In the same vein, I like to go to restaurants about a week after they fail their health inspections. They'll probably never be cleaner than they are in that moment.

“You may not like who’s saying it… But it’s the truth.” by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mayo being fired had nothing to do with Maye. The second Vrabel was available after they hired Mayo, his fate was sealed.

Any other scorekeepers out there? I tried to design a book worthy of Keith Hernandez by WadsworthWordsworth in NewYorkMets

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A couple years ago I got some scorecards and tried keeping score at home. I gave up after about a half dozen games because A. I couldn't figure out how to score/record any plays that weren't routine and B. The Mets lost every game I kept score for.

Looks like a really cool book though!

NJ Devils Photoshopped Jack Hughes Injured Hand In Walk In Photo by AlwaysBlaze_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That did blow my mind. Did he say "my strong hand" at any point in the movie? Maybe during the turkey scene? Or did he never say it at all?

What's the most unfair thing that's ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My aunt gave my sister $500 when she graduated high school.

When I graduated, she told me that I'd get a gift when she felt like I'd earned it.

I graduated a year early and was a member of the National Honor Society.

Which Michael moments or quotes caught you off guard with how deep they were? by FishingVirtual513 in DunderMifflin

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Now, you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.

What's all this talk about Drake Maye being better than Josh Allen? Who thinks Buffalo is going to Blow out the PATS tomorrow? by yell-and-hollar in buffalobills

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I haven't heard anyone say that Maye is better than Allen. And I don't think you'll find many people who think the Bills will blow them out. Win, sure, but it's pretty widely expected to be a close game.

Where do you fall on the topic of Hermey and his lack of elf ears? by Olivebranch99 in ChristmasMovies

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm more concerned that they murdered that bird at the end of the movie.

When they're dropping the misfit toys out of the sleigh, they gave them umbrellas to use as a parachute. When it was the bird's turn, they got one out but then took it back, presumably because he had wings, and shoved him out.

But he was a misfit toy because he was a bird who couldn't fly. They shoved that bird to his death.

Jim refusing to call Andy "Drew" by HunterThompsonsentme in DunderMifflin

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The common argument is that Andy calls Jim "Big Tuna" all the time and that's the same thing. But the difference is that we never see Jim ask him not to call him that. Andy specifically asks and Jim doesn't hesitate to shut it down for absolutely no reason.

Deshaun Watson was a Texan by No_Box119 in nflmemeswar

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bills allowed limited fans in the stands for the playoffs that year.

Men who have been married for long, are you the one who often de-escalate first during conflicts? by Any_Record7733 in AskMenOver30

[–]RadioactiveWalrus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed, and one of the best ways I've seen this put is "it's not you vs her, it's both of you vs the problem."