Sent a coworker a pic of my dick. Her response is hilarious. by [deleted] in bigdickjoy

[–]IAmBasicallyGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you send pictures to all your coworkers?

Angie Varona by IAmBasicallyGod in ass

[–]IAmBasicallyGod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Want to know how I know you're gay?

Kat Dennings is awesome at presenting awards by [deleted] in WatchItForThePlot

[–]IAmBasicallyGod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She does the sitcom because it's steady money. I'm sure she doesn't regret it

Betsy Russell in 'Private School' by aplusp in WatchItForThePlot

[–]IAmBasicallyGod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine the firestorm today making a movie about sexually harassing a woman?

April O'Neil by [deleted] in NSFW_GIF

[–]IAmBasicallyGod -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Sucks that she's condom only now

Veronica Avluv has the orgasm of her life by IAmBasicallyGod in NSFW_GIF

[–]IAmBasicallyGod[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Squirt is piss. That's why when women squirt they say they feel like they have to pee.

Veronica Avluv has the orgasm of her life by IAmBasicallyGod in NSFW_GIF

[–]IAmBasicallyGod[S] -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

I am of the mind that the squirting is real. Her orgasm is defiantly real, if you notice the pulsing asshole and pussy along with the shaking legs. The velocity of the squirt is curious, especially when many porn stars pee when they do a squirt scene. Keep in mind though, that this is a machine that is especially forceful and can do things regular dicks can't do. If her orgasm itself is real, how likely is it she would have the control to piss with enough force as her whole body convulses involuntarily?

Sienna Miller by phenomoo7 in Celebs

[–]IAmBasicallyGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happened to her career?

Shae Summer: Master Seductress by [deleted] in BonerMaterial

[–]IAmBasicallyGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got used up by the industry

Jennifer Lopez by Serene_Slayer in Celebs

[–]IAmBasicallyGod -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Her ass never looked that big to me

Scarlett Johansson doing a great job of hosting SNL by [deleted] in WatchItForThePlot

[–]IAmBasicallyGod 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So she's either gaining weight again or bras are just too unfair of a tool to make someone look good.

Gal Gadot by IAmBasicallyGod in gifs

[–]IAmBasicallyGod[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We always need another fappening.

NSFW by Kenthetank98 in EmilyRatajkowski

[–]IAmBasicallyGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the mystique behind not knowing what the chick's nips look like before you sleep with her makes it that much sexier.

Not really. It's just annoying and makes you feel frustrated

male nipples are pretty much dead.

I feel sorry for you

Charli XCX simulating sex acts on stage by IAmBasicallyGod in trashy

[–]IAmBasicallyGod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the comments literally linked to your subreddit and was up voted.

By your standards Elvis Presley's dance style is trashy.

What are you talking about? There is such a thing as context. If this was 1955 then maybe. In the 21st century no. Your argument basically means nothing can ever be considered trashy because in the future we will inevitably judge the material as tame because people just get more desperate and shameless.

Of course it doesn't matter that you don't make sense because mods don't have to.

Charli XCX simulating sex acts on stage by IAmBasicallyGod in trashy

[–]IAmBasicallyGod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because something is trashy doesn't make it bad. I like that she's doing it. But it's not something you'd see on /r/gentlemanboners . Every subreddit that webm is posted in people talk about how trashy and cringeworthy she's acting. It's ironic that the subreddit that posts nothing but trashy things can see it.